I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself.
Johnny Carson (1925–2005) American talk show host
“The Tonight Show” (20 Nov 1984)
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Carson, Johnny
If it weren’t for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we’d still be eating frozen radio dinners.
Johnny Carson (1925–2005) American talk show host
(Attributed)