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I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself.

Johnny Carson
Johnny Carson (1925-2005) American talk show host
“The Tonight Show” (20 Nov 1984)
 
Added on 19-Mar-13 | Last updated 19-Mar-13
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If it weren’t for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we’d still be eating frozen radio dinners.

Johnny Carson
Johnny Carson (1925-2005) American talk show host
(Attributed)
 
Added on 1-Feb-04 | Last updated 1-Feb-04
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