No matter how much you love your spouse, eventually the smooth unblemished surface of your relationship will be marred by a small pimple of anger, which, if ignored, can grow into a major festering zit of rage that will explode and spew forth a really disgusting metaphor that I don’t wish to pursue any further here.

Dave Barry (b. 1947) American humorist
Miami Herald, “To Love, Honor, and Ask for Directions” (31 Jan. 1994)
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