I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don’t even invite me.

Dave Barry (b. 1947) American humorist
Miami Herald
Added on 1-Feb-04 | Last updated 1-Feb-04
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