Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

Dave Barry (b. 1947) American humorist
Dave Barry’s Bad Habits (1993)
Added on 1-Feb-04 | Last updated 1-Feb-04
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