The function of RAM is to give us guys a way of deciding whose computer has the biggest, studliest, most tumescent MEMORY. This is important, because with today’s complex software, the more memory a computer has, the faster it can produce error messages. So the bottom line is, if you’re a guy, you cannot have enough RAM.

Dave Barry (b. 1947) American humorist
Dave Barry in Cyberspace (1996)
Added on 1-Feb-04 | Last updated 1-Feb-04
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