I wouldn’t undertake tew korrekt a mans sektarian views enny quicker than i would tell him which road tew take at a 4 corners, when i didn’t know miself which waz the right one.

[I wouldn’t undertake to correct a man’s sectarian views any quicker than I would tell him which road to take at a four corners, when I didn’t know myself which was the right one.]

Josh Billings (1818-1885) American humorist [pseud. of Henry Wheeler Shaw]

Josh Billings: His Works, Complete (1873)