I dont never hav enny trouble in regulating mi own kondukt, but tew keep other pholks straight iz what bothers me.
[I don’t never have any trouble in regulating my own conduct, but to keep other folks straight is what bothers me.]
Josh Billings (1818-1885) American humorist [pseud. of Henry Wheeler Shaw]
Josh Billings: His Works, Complete (1873)