JANE: So, Steve, Susan tells us you’ve been using pornography. (Everyone at the dinner party leans in.)

STEVE: (after a beat, scoffs) “Using pornography”? What a strange expression, Jane. Um, I enjoy erotica, if that’s what you mean. But then, doesn’t everyone? I certainly don’t “use pornography,” whatever that means. That makes me sound like — some kind of —

SALLY: Wanker?

Steven Moffat (b. 1961) Scottish television writer, producer

Coupling, 01×04 “Inferno” (2000-06-02)
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