GIRL SCOUT: Is this made from real lemons?
GIRL SCOUT: I only like all-natural foods and beverages, organically grown, with no preservatives. Are you sure they’re real lemons?
GIRL SCOUT: Well, I’ll tell you what. I’ll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies. Do we have a deal?
WEDNESDAY: Are they made from real Girl Scouts?

Caroline Thompson (b. 1956) American novelist, screenwriter, film director, producer
The Addams Family (1991) [with Larry Wilson]

Added on 17-May-13 | Last updated 17-May-13
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