The only way of really finding out a man’s true character is to play golf with him. In no other walk of life does the cloven hoof so quickly display itself.

P. G. Wodehouse (1881-1975) Anglo-American humorist, playwright and lyricist [Pelham Grenville Wodehouse]

“Ordeal by Golf,” Collier’s Magazine (1919-12-06)
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Reprinted in The Clicking of Cuthbert, ch. 6 (1922).