Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.

Steven Wright (b. 1955) Canadian-American humorist
(Attributed)
Added on 1-Feb-04 | Last updated 1-Feb-04
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