CALVIN: Why does ice float?
CALVIN’S DAD: Because it’s cold. Ice wants to get warm, so it goes to the top of liquids in order to be nearer to the sun.
CALVIN: Is that true?
CALVIN’S DAD: Look it up and find out.
CALVIN: (stomping off, frowning) I should just look stuff up in the first place.
CALVIN’S DAD: You can learn a lot, talking to me.
