The United States is like the guy at the party who gives cocaine to everybody and still nobody likes him.
Jim Samuels (1948-1990) American stand-up comic
(Attributed)
Quotations by:
Samuels, Jim
A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.
Jim Samuels (1948-1990) American stand-up comic
(Attributed)
(also attrib. Woody Allen)