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The United States is like the guy at the party who gives cocaine to everybody and still nobody likes him.

Jim Samuels
Jim Samuels (1948-1990) American stand-up comic
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A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.

Jim Samuels
Jim Samuels (1948-1990) American stand-up comic
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(also attrib. Woody Allen)
 
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