A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.

Jim Samuels
Jim Samuels (1948-1990) American stand-up comic

(also attrib. Woody Allen)

Added on 1-Feb-04 | Last updated 1-Feb-04
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