A Harris survey was released showing that 70 percent of men do not view birth control as their responsibility. This resulted in the usual round of male-bashing by the usual critics, who as usual failed to note the many areas in which men take on MORE than their fair share of responsibility; such as spider-killing, channel-changing, referee-critiquing, scratching, and traffic gestures.

Dave Barry (b. 1947) American humorist

Miami Herald, “A Year That Felt Like a Century” (13 Jan. 1996)