If you were standing in the middle of a bridge spanning a wilderness gorge, at the bottom of which was a spectacular white-water river, what would you do?
FEMALE RESPONSE: Admire the view.
MALE RESPONSE: Spit.

Dave Barry (b. 1947) American humorist
Miami Herald (12 May 1996)
Added on 1-Feb-04 | Last updated 1-Feb-04
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