A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. “You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?” she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, “I didn’t know there were any witnesses. Now I’ll have to kill you too.”

Jake Johannsen (b. 1960) American comedian
(Attributed)
Added on 1-Feb-04 | Last updated 1-Feb-04
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