CALVIN: Hey Dad, how does a carburetor work?

CALVIN’S DAD: I can’t tell you.

CALVIN: Why not?

CALVIN’S DAD: It’s a secret.

CALVIN: No it isn’t! You just don’t know!

calvin & hobbes 1987-06-03

Bill Watterson (b. 1958) American cartoonist
Calvin and Hobbes (1987-06-03)
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