You can’t help but try and follow an animal’s thought processes, and you can’t help, when faced with an animal like a three ton rhinoceros with nasal passages bigger than its brain, but fail.

Douglas Adams (1952-2001) English author, humorist, screenwriter
Last Chance to See, ch. 3 (1990) [with Mark Carwardine]

Though the trip to see the northern white rhino was taken, and the chapter about it is in the book, it was not included in the BBC Radio series (1989).

Adams reading the 1992 audiobook can be heard here.