CALVIN: I’m thinking of starting my own talk radio show. I’ll spout simplistic opinions for hours on end, ridicule anyone who disagrees with me, and generally foster divisiveness, cynicism, and a lower level of public dialogue!

HOBBES: It would seem you were born for the job.

CALVIN: Imagine getting paid to act like a six-year-old!

Calvin & Hobbes 1995-01-19

Bill Watterson (b. 1958) American cartoonist
Calvin and Hobbes (1995-01-19)
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