CALVIN: (in front of the class yelling) Today for “Show and Tell,” I refuse to show you what I brought and I refuse to tell you anything about it.

CALVIN: (grinning evilly) It’s a mystery that will haunt you all your miserable lives! You’ll never, ever know what I brought! You can beg and plead, but I’ll never end your torment!

CALVIN: (laughing) I’ll carry my secret to the grave! It’s the Show and Tell that was never shown or told! Ha ha ha! Ah ha ha ha ha!

CALVIN: (walking toward the Principal’s door, sulking) Everybody wants the same old thing.

calvin & hobbes - 1995-03-07

Bill Watterson (b. 1958) American cartoonist
Calvin and Hobbes (1995-03-07)
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