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Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite; and furthermore, always carry a small snake.

W.C. Fields (1880-1946) American entertainer [b. William Claude Dukenfield]
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Everybody should believe in something. I believe I’ll have another drink.

W.C. Fields (1880-1946) American entertainer [b. William Claude Dukenfield]
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Madam, there’s no such thing as a tough child — if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.

W.C. Fields (1880-1946) American entertainer [b. William Claude Dukenfield]
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Happiness means quiet nerves.

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W.C. Fields (1880-1946) American entertainer [b. William Claude Dukenfield]
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Quoted in Robert Lewis Taylor, W.C. Fields, His Follies and Fortunes (1949).
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