Luv kan’t liv on buty; it must hav sum hash, or it will fade and di.

[Love can’t live on beauty; it must have some hash, or it will fade and die.]

Josh Billings (1818-1885) American humorist, aphorist [pseud. of Henry Wheeler Shaw]

Everybody’s Friend, Or; Josh Billing’s Encyclopedia and Proverbial Philosophy of Wit and Humor, ch. 281 “Variety: Bred and Butter” (1874)
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