I believe in the gospel of Good Living. You can not make any god happy by fasting. Let us have good food, and let us have it well cooked — and it is a thousand times better to know how to cook than it is to understand any theology in the world.

Robert Green Ingersoll (1833–1899) American lawyer, freethinker, orator

“What Must We Do to Be Saved?” Sec. 11 (1880)
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