JANE: I once went on holiday and pretended to be twins. It was amazing fun. I invented this mad, glamorous sister and went around really annoying everybody. And d’you know, I could get away with anything when I was my crazy twin Jane.

SALLY: But you’re Jane.

JANE: Kinda stuck. It’s a long story.

Steven Moffat (b. 1961) Scottish television writer, producer

Coupling, Ep. 2.9 “The Other End of the Line” (29 Oct 2001)