JANE: Could you remind lovely Susan that Jill and I are vegetarians?
STEVE: You’re what?
JILL: You’re not a vegetarian!
JANE: I’m a bi-vegetarian!
JILL: What? That doesn’t exist! It’s not possible!
JANE: I’m an emotional vegetarian, Jill. I know a lot of vegetarians and we tend to like the same films. Do you have a problem with that?
JILL: You could never finish your greens and you could suck a whole pig through a straw.
JANE: I’m not exclusively vegetarian, Jill, if that’s what you’re trying to say. Vegetarianism for me is about, mmmm, saying yes to things — even meat.
JILL: No, it isn’t.
Steven Moffat (b. 1961) Scottish television writer, producer
Coupling, 01×04 “Inferno” (2000-06-02)
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Most vigitaryans I iver see looked enough like their food to be classed as cannibals.
[Most vegetarians I ever see looked enough like their food to be classed as cannibals.]
Finley Peter Dunne (1867-1936) American humorist and journalist
“Casual Observations,” Mr. Dooley’s Philosophy (1900)
“Oh, what would you like on your vegetarian pizza?”
“Dead pigs and cows,” I said.
She glanced up at me and wrinkled her nose.
“They’re vegetarians,” I said defensively.Jim Butcher (b. 1971) American author
Blood Rites (2004)
I am a strict vegetarian. That is, I consume no meat from carnivorous animals. Chicken, however, is simply a rapid form of corn, while cows are grass, reprocessed for our convenience.
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Allan Hjerpe, RelHumor-L (4 Jan 1999)
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
A. Whitney Brown (b. 1952) American comic actor, writer
The Big Picture: An American Commentary (1991)
