CALVIN: Dad, how do people make babies?
DAD: Most people just go to Sears, buy the kit, and follow the assembly instructions.
CALVIN: I came from Sears??
DAD: No, you were a Blue Light Special at K Mart. Almost as good, and a lot cheaper.

Bill Watterson (b. 1958) American cartoonist
Calvin & Hobbes

Added on 1-Feb-04 | Last updated 1-Feb-04
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