Quotations by Burns, George


I’d rather be a failure at something I enjoy than a success at something I hate.

George Burns (1896-1996) American comedian
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Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or fourteenth.

George Burns (1896-1996) American comedian
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A good martini, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman … or a bad woman, depending on how much happiness you can stand.

George Burns (1896-1996) American comedian
Dr. Burns’ Prescription for Happiness, “Nine Definitions of Happiness” (1984)
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