A phool seems tew be a person who haz more will than judgment, and more vanity than either.

[A fool seems to be a person who has more will than judgment, and more vanity than either.]

Josh Billings (1818-1885) American humorist, aphorist [pseud. of Henry Wheeler Shaw]

Everybody’s Friend, Or; Josh Billing’s Encyclopedia and Proverbial Philosophy of Wit and Humor, ch. 155 “Affurisms: Ink Lings” (1874)
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