CALVIN: Well, Hobbes, I guess there’s a moral to all this.

HOBBES: What’s that?

CALVIN: “Snow goons are bad news.”

HOBBES: That lesson certainly ought to be inapplicable elsewhere.

CALVIN: I like maxims that don’t encourage behavior modification.

Bill Watterson (b. 1958) American cartoonist

Calvin and Hobbes (1991-01-19)
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