Ah, yes, “divorce,” from the Latin word meaning “to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.” Robin Williams (1951–2014) American comedian and actor (Attributed)
I’m sorry. I’d agree with you if you were right. Robin Williams (1951–2014) American comedian and actor (Attributed)
Cocaine is God’s way of saying you’re making too much money. Robin Williams (1951–2014) American comedian and actor (Attributed)
The problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. Robin Williams (1951–2014) American comedian and actor (Attributed)
A friend is someone who listens to your bullshit, tells you that it is bullshit, and listens some more. Robin Williams (1951–2014) American comedian and actor (Attributed)
Death is Nature’s way of saying, “Your table is ready.” Robin Williams (1951–2014) American comedian and actor (Attributed) Widely attributed to Williams, but without a direct citation (e.g.). The earliest written reference I can find is in 1990.