Quotations by Williams, Robin


Ah, yes, “divorce,” from the Latin word meaning “to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.”

Robin Williams (1951-2014) American comedian and actor
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Added on 1-Feb-04 | Last updated 1-Feb-04
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I’m sorry. I’d agree with you if you were right.

Robin Williams (1951-2014) American comedian and actor
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Cocaine is God’s way of saying you’re making too much money.

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The problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

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Added on 22-Oct-15 | Last updated 22-Oct-15
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A friend is someone who listens to your bullshit, tells you that it is bullshit, and listens some more.

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Added on 7-Dec-20 | Last updated 7-Dec-20
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