I hope i shall never hav so mutch reputashun, that i shant feel obliged tew be civil.

[I hope I shall never have so much reputation, that I shan’t feel obliged to be civil.]

Josh Billings (1818-1885) American humorist, aphorist [pseud. of Henry Wheeler Shaw]

Josh Billings’ Farmer’s Allminax, 1870-03 (1870 ed.)
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