Quotations by:
Diderot, Denis
The arbitrary rule of a just and enlightened prince is always bad. His virtues are the most dangerous and the surest form of seduction: they lull a people imperceptibly into the habit of loving, respecting, and serving his successor, whoever that successor may be, no matter how wicked or stupid.
Those authors into whose hands nature has placed a magic wand, with which they no sooner touch us than we forget the unhappiness in life, than the darkness leaves our soul, and we are reconciled to existence, should be placed among the benefactors of the human race.
No man has received from nature the right to give orders to others. Freedom is a gift from heaven, and every individual of the same species has the right to enjoy it as soon as he is in enjoyment of his reason.
Man was born to live with his fellow human beings. Separate him, isolate him, his character will go bad, a thousand ridiculous affects will invade his heart, extravagant thoughts will germinate in his brain, like thorns in an uncultivated land.
L’esprit de l’escalier
[Spirit of the staircase]
A thing is not proved just because no one has ever questioned it. What has never been gone into impartially has never been properly gone into. Hence skepticism is the first step toward truth. It must be applied generally, because it is the touchstone.
We are constantly railing against the passions; we ascribe to them all of man’s afflictions, and we forget that they are also the source of all his pleasures.
One may demand of me that I should seek truth, but not that I should find it.
[On doit exiger de moi que je cherche la vérité, mais non que je la trouve.]
To attempt the destruction of our passions is the height of folly. What a noble aim is that of the zealot who tortures himself like a madman in order to desire nothing, love nothing, feel nothing, and who, if he succeeded, would end up a complete monster!
And his hands would plait the priest’s entrails,
For want of a rope, to strangle kings.[Et ses mains ourdiraient les entrailles du prêtre,
Au défaut d’un cordon pour étrangler les rois.]Denis Diderot (1713–1784) French editor, philosopher
Poem (1772), “Les Éleuthéromanes”
(Source)
The work is also sometimes referred to as "Dithrambe sur fête de rois."
(Source (French)). Other translations:And his hands would plait a priest's entrails;
In lieu of a rope for strangling kings.
[Source]His hands would plait the priest’s guts,
if he had no rope, to strangle kings.
[E.g.]
Jean-François de La Harpe, Lycée, ou Cours de Littérature Ancienne et Moderne (1822), attributes this variant to Diderot as the "crowning touch" of his philosophy:With the guts of the last priest,
Let us strangle the last king
[Et des boyaux du dernier prêtre
Serrons le cou du dernier roi.]
Alternately:And [with] the guts of the last priest
Let's shake the neck of the last king.
[E.g.]
This phrasing of Diderot's is most likely derived from a passage by Jean Meslier (c. 1664–1733), a French priest. In his Testament [Common Sense], Vol. 1, ch. 2 [ed. Charles (1864)], he told (and approved) of an "ignorant, uneducated man" who said (English, French):He said he wished [...] that all the great men in the world and all the nobility could be hanged, and strangled with the guts of priests.
[Il souhaitoit [...] que tous les grands de la terre et que tous les nobles fussent pendus et étranglés avec les boïaux des prêtres.]
Other translations of Meslier:His wish was that all the rulers of the earth and all the nobles be hanged and strangled with the guts of priests.
[tr. Shreve (2009)]
Bill Brown, the 2007 translator of Veneigem's The Resistance to Christianity (1993), noted that Voltaire, who edited an early edition of Meslier's Testament, rewrote the passage to provide another French variant (with Brown's English translation):I would like, and this would be the last and most ardent of my wishes, I would like it that the last king was strangled with the guts of the last priest.
[Je voudrais, et ce sera le dernier et le plus ardent de mes souhaits, je voudrais que le dernier des rois fût etranglé avec les boyaux du dernier prêtre.]
Other variants, in general:
- "Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest."
- "Humanity will only be happy when the last priest has been hung with the guts of the last prince."

