Quotations by:
Ustinov, Peter
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Peter Ustinov (1921-2004) English actor, author, director
(Attributed)
While I could not find a specific source for this ubiquitous attribution, it does show up in two collections of Ustinov quotations during his lifetime: The Wit of Peter Ustinov, ed. Dick Edwards (1969), and The Quotable Ustinov, no editor given (1995).
Politicians only get to the top because they have no qualifications to detain them at the bottom.
Peter Ustinov (1921-2004) English actor, author, director
(Attributed)Ustinov apparently used the phrase several times, with slight variations.
- As quoted above, in International Celebrity Register (1959) [ed. Cleveland Amory]
- Also appears in Ustinov's article, "Politics and the Arts", The Atlantic, Vol. 218 (1966)
- "People who reach the top of the tree are only those who haven't got the qualifications to detain them at the bottom." -- Interview with David Frost (1969)
- "I believe those who rise to the top of the political tree just didn’t have the qualifications to detain them at the bottom." (Source)
Terrorism is the war of the poor, and war is the terrorism of the rich.
[Terrorismus ist der Krieg der Armen und der Krieg ist der Terrorismus der Reichen.]
Peter Ustinov (1921-2004) English actor, author, director
Achtung! Vorurteile (2003)
The original German reads: "Der Terrorismus, der im furchtbaren 11. September kulminierte, ist ein Krieg der Armen gegen die Reichen. Der Krieg ist ein Terrorismus der Reichen gegen die Armen." [The terrorism culminating in the the dreadful events of 11 September is a war of the poor against the rich. War is terrorism of the rich against the poor.]
Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.
Peter Ustinov (1921-2004) English actor, author, director
Christian Science Monitor (1958-12-09)
I cannot access any archived version of the CSM for that date, to find the context for the quote. The quote was being attributed to Ustinov by at least 1964.
There is no question but that if Jesus Christ, or a great prophet from another religion, were to come back today, he would find it virtually impossible to convince anyone of his credentials despite the fact that the vast evangelical machine on American television is predicated on His imminent return among us sinners.
Sex is a conversation carried out by other means. If you get on well out of bed, half the problems of bed are solved.
Peter Ustinov (1921-2004) English actor, author, director
Interview by Wendy Leigh, Speaking Frankly (1978)
See Von Clausewitz.
I am rather unfriendly toward the Marxists, as I am towards those who persecute them, simply because they regard the unit by which one judges human behavior as the mass, and I really believe the individual is much more important than the mass. In fact, the mass is really composed of individuals that have momentarily lost their voice, which is a sad state of affairs.
If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of an expert saying it can’t be done.
Peter Ustinov (1921-2004) English actor, author, director
Newspaper column, The European
Rarely cited. Referenced here, and reprinted in Ustinov Still At Large (1995).