I’m no preacher but I can tell you this — the lives that people lead are driving them crazy and their insanity comes out in the way they drive.
Charles Bukowski (1920-1994) German-American author, poet
Factotum, ch. 72 (1975)
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However, you do need rules. Driving on the left (or the right or, in parts of Europe, on the left and the right as the mood takes you) is a rule which works, since following it means you’re more likely to reach your intended rather than your final destination.
Altho insured
Remember, kiddo
They don’t pay you
They pay
Your widow
Burma-Shave(Other Authors and Sources)
Burma-Shave sign
The red light is always longer than the green light.
Lawrence J. Peter (1919-1990) American educator, management theorist
Peter’s People, ch. 8, “Peter’s Theory of Relativity” (1979)
I have a theory that all traffic lights are secretly synchronized — you just have to drive fast enough. Testing this theory has lead me to develop a second theory: Most police officers are NOT men of science.
(Other Authors and Sources)
Paul Wiley
The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we all believe that we are above-average drivers.
Dave Barry (b. 1947) American humorist
“25 Things I Have Learned In 50 Years,” # 9 (1997)
