There are two kinds of clocks. There is the clock that is always wrong, and that knows it is wrong, and glories in it; and there is the clock that is always right — except when you rely upon it, and then it is more wrong than you would think a clock could be in a civilized country.
Jerome K. Jerome (1859-1927) English writer, humorist [Jerome Klapka Jerome]
“Clocks,” Diary of a Pilgrimage, and Six Other Essays (1891)
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unreliability
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There are few people whom I really love, and still fewer of whom I think well. The more I see of the world, the more am I dissatisfied with it; and every day confirms my belief of the inconsistency of all human characters, and of the little dependence that can be placed on the appearance of merit or sense.
Memory is a crazy woman that hoards colored rags and throws away food.
Austin O'Malley (1858-1932) American ophthalmologist, professor of literature, aphorist
Keystones of Thought (1914)
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A woman is a fickle, changeful thing!
[Varium et mutabile semper
femina.]Virgil (70-19 BC) Roman poet [b. Publius Vergilius Maro; also Vergil]
The Aeneid [Ænē̆is], Book 4, l. 569ff (4.469-570) [Mercury] (29-19 BC) [tr. Cranch (1872)]
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Warning Aeneas that Dido is likely to attack Aeneas' forces now that she knows he is deserting her.
(Source (Latin)). Alternate translations:Still inconstant is a womans minde.
[tr. Ogilby (1649)]Who knows what hazards thy delay may bring?
Woman's a various and a changeful thing.
[tr. Dryden (1697)]Woman is a fickle and ever changeable creature.
[tr. Davidson/Buckley (1854)]Away to sea! a woman's will
Is changeful and uncertain still.
[tr. Conington (1866)]Woman is ever a fickle and changing thing.
[tr. Mackail (1885)]For woman's heart is shifting evermore.
[tr. Morris (1900)]Away!
Changeful is woman's mood, and varying with the day.
[tr. Taylor (1907), st. 73]A mutable and shifting thing
is woman ever.
[tr. Williams (1910)]A fickle and changeful thing is woman ever.
[tr. Fairclough (1916)]A shifty, fickle object
Is woman, always.
[tr. Humphries (1951)]Woman was ever
A veering, weathercock creature.
[tr. Day-Lewis (1952)]An ever
uncertain and inconsistent thing is woman.
[tr. Mandelbaum (1971), l. 786-87]Woman's a thing
Forever fitful and forever changing.
[tr. Fitzgerald (1981)]Women are unstable creatures, always changing.
[tr. West (1990)]Woman is ever fickle and changeable.
[tr. Kline (2002)]A woman is a fickle and worrisome thing.
[tr. Lombardo (2005)]Woman’s a thing
that’s always changing, shifting like the wind.
[tr. Fagles (2006), l. 710-11]Females are a fickle thing, always prone to change.
[tr. Bartsch (2021)]
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Trust him no further than you can throw him.
Thomas Fuller (1654-1734) English physician, preacher, aphorist, writer
Gnomologia: Adages and Proverbs, #5286 (1732)
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