Estimated amount of glucose used by an adult human brain each day, expressed in M&Ms: 250
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Harper’s Index (October 1989)
Who can protest and does not, is an accomplice in the act.
The Talmud (AD 200-500) Collection of Jewish rabbinical writings
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To thicken the plot.
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Sri Ramakrishna, when asked why God allows evil in the world
“Math illiteracy strikes 8 out of 5 people.”
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“God is real, unless declared integer.”
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“Engineers think that equations approximate the real world.
Scientists think that the real world approximates equations.
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At the heart of the First Amendment lies the principle that each person should decide for him or herself the ideas and beliefs deserving of expression, consideration, and adherence. Our political system and cultural life rest upon this ideal. Government action that stifles speech on account of its message, or that requires the utterance of a particular message favored by the Government, contravenes this essential right. Laws of this sort pose the inherent risk that the Government seeks not to advance a legitimate regulatory goal, but to suppress unpopular ideas or information or manipulate the public debate through coercion rather than persuasion.
Anthony Kennedy (b. 1936) US Supreme Court Justice
Turner Broadcasting System v. FCC, 114 S. Ct. 2445, 2458, Unanimous Opinion, sec. II-B (27 Jun 1994)
“Don’t worry — the answer’s at the back of the book.”
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“Oh, no! Not another learning experience!”
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Do not stand in a place of danger trusting in miracles.
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Arab proverb
Let every man be swift to hear, slow to speak, slow to wrath.
The Bible (The New Testament) (AD 1st - 2nd C) Christian sacred scripture
James 1:19
Time’s fun when you’re having flies.
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Kermit the Frog
A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what’s left of your unit.
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PS, The Army’s magazine of preventive maintenance; p. 9 (Aug 1993)
“Always try to do things in chronological order; it’s less confusing that way.”
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“Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.”
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Don’t concern yourself with the bullet with your name on it. Watch out for shrapnel marked “Occupant”.
“Edgy” and “icky” are so hard to tell apart these days.
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Daria
For certain is death for the born,
And certain is birth for the dead;
Therefore over the inevitable
Thou shouldst not grieve.(Other Authors and Sources)
Bhagavad Gita, Chapter 2, Sec. 27 (500? BC)
As for you, Gilgamesh, fill your belly with good things; day and night, night and day, dance and be merry, feast and rejoice. Let your clothes be fresh, bathe yourself in water, cherish the little child that holds your hand, and make your wife happy in your embrace; for this too is the lot of man.
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The Epic of Gilgamesh (3rd Millennium BC)
The beginning of wisdom is the most sincere desire for instruction,
and concern for instruction is love of her,
and love of her is the keeping of her laws,
and giving heed to her laws is assurance of immortality,
and immortality brings one near to God,
so the desire for wisdom leads to a kingdom.The Bible (The Old Testament) (14th - 2nd C BC) Judeo-Christian sacred scripture [Tanakh, Hebrew Bible], incl. the Apocrypha (Deuterocanonicals)
Wisdom of Solomon 6:17-20 [NRSV (2021 ed.)]
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Alternate translations:
For the very true beginning of her is the desire of discipline; and the care of discipline is love;
And love is the keeping of her laws; and the giving heed unto her laws is the assurance of incorruption;
And incorruption maketh us near unto God:
Therefore the desire of wisdom bringeth to a kingdom.
[KJV (1611)]
For the beginning of her is the most true desire of discipline.
And the care of discipline is love: and love is the keeping of her laws: and the keeping of her laws is the firm foundation of incorruption:
And incorruption bringeth near to God.
Therefore the desire of wisdom bringeth to the everlasting kingdom.
[DRA (1899); 6:18-21]
Of her the most sure beginning is the desire for discipline, care for discipline means loving her,
loving her means keeping her laws,
obeying her laws guarantees incorruptibility,
incorruptibility brings near to God;
thus desire for Wisdom leads to sovereignty.
[JB (1966)]
Wisdom begins when you sincerely want to learn. To desire Wisdom is to love her; to love her is to keep her laws; to keep her laws is to be certain of immortality; immortality will bring you close to God. This desire for Wisdom can prepare you to rule a kingdom.
[GNT (1976)]
For Wisdom begins with the sincere desire for instruction, care for instruction means loving her,
loving her means keeping her laws, attention to her laws guarantees incorruptibility,
and incorruptibility brings us near to God;
the desire for Wisdom thus leads to sovereignty.
[NJB (1985)]
The real beginning of wisdom is to desire instruction with all your heart. Love for instruction expresses itself in careful reflection. If you love Wisdom, you will keep her laws. If you are attentive to her laws, you can be assured that you will live forever. If you live forever, you will be near to God. If you desire wisdom with all your heart, you will know what good leadership is.
[CEB (2011)]
Rabbi Jannai said: “It is beyond our power to explain either the prosperity of the wicked or the afflictions of the righteous.”
The Talmud (AD 200-500) Collection of Jewish rabbinical writings
The Mishnah (c. AD 200)
Know thyself.
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Inscription at the Oracle of Delphi
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly, it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
Jack Handey (b. 1949) American humorist
Deep Thoughts
GOOD APPEARANCE PLEASE.
NO WATERMELON PLEASE.(Other Authors and Sources)
Sign in Fragrant Hills Hotel, Beijing
Life is not holding a good hand; life is playing a poor hand well.
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Danish proverb
If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time.
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Chinese proverb
A man too busy to take care of his health is like a mechanic too busy to take care of his tools.
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Spanish proverb
In the midst of great joy, do not promise anyone anything. In the midst of great anger, do not answer anyone’s letter.
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Chinese proverb
All sunshine makes a desert.
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Arab proverb
“It’s a dog eat dog world out there. And they’re short on napkins.”
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Life … is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that no one ever asks for. Unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So, you’re stuck with mostly undefinable whipped mint crap, mindlessly wolfed down when there’s nothing else to eat while you’re watching the game. Sure, once in a while you get a peanut butter cup or an English toffee but it’s gone too fast and the taste is fleeting. In the end, you’re left with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth shattering nuts, which if you are desperate enough to eat leaves nothing but an empty box of useless brown paper wrappers.
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X-Files (Cigarette Smoking Man)
Tanzan and Ekido were traveling together down a muddy road. They came upon a lovely girl in a silk kimono, unable to cross at an intersection. “Come on, girl,” said Tanzan at once. Lifting her in his arms, he carried her over the mud.
Ekido did not speak until that night. Then he could no longer restrain himself. “We monks don’t go near females,” he said, “especially not young and lovely ones. It is dangerous. Why did you do that?”
“I left the girl there,” said Tanzan. “Are you still carrying her?”(Other Authors and Sources)
Zen koan
A soldier came to Hakuin and asked “Is there really a paradise and a hell?”
“Who are you?” inquired Hakuin. “I am a samurai,” the warrior replied.
“You, a samurai!” exclaimed Hakuin. “What kind of ruler would have you as his guard? Your face looks like that of a beggar!”
The soldier became so angry that he began to draw his sword, but Hakuin continued. “So you have a sword! Your weapon is probably as dull as your head!”
As the soldier drew his sword Hakuin remarked “Here open the gates of hell!”
At these words, the samurai, perceiving the discipline of the master, sheathed his sword and bowed.
“Here open the gates of paradise,” said Hakuin.(Other Authors and Sources)
Zen koan
Every cask smells of the wine it contains.
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Spanish proverb
“This message is the official opinion of the voices in my head.”
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“I feel like I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.”
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“42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.”
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A man’s true wealth hereafter, is the good he does in this world to his fellow-man. When he dies, people will say, “What property has he left behind him?” But the angels will ask, “What good deeds has he sent before him?”
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Qur’an
Every good act is charity. Your smiling in your brother’s face, is charity; an exhortation of your fellow-man to virtuous deeds, is equal to alms-giving; your putting a wanderer in the right road, is charity; your assisting the blind, is charity; your removing stones, and thorns, and other obstructions from the road, is charity; your giving water to the thirsty, is charity.
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Qur’an
A walk through the Visitors Center provides you with a close look at the work being done in Unit 2. Cleanup … decontamination … waste handling … all are performed with the safety of the workers and the public foremost in mind. And, weather permitting, you’re welcome to have your picnic lunch at the tables behind the Center. Enjoy your stay.
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Tourist brochure for Three Mile Island nuclear power plant, Harrisburg, PA
The White House has always attracted the mentally ill.
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Secret Serviceman Vincent Charles, on increased White House security
We are not without accomplishment. We have managed to distribute poverty equally.
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Nguyen Co Thatch, Vietnamese foreign minister
The B-52 has been an effective war machine. It’s killed a lot of people.
[speech in Congress]
The B-52 has been an effective war machine, which has unfortunately killed a lot of people.
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Congressman Bill Young
I’m sexy. Admire Me. Touch Me. Taste Me. And Take Me Home.
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Words on a Holiday Inn coaster in Colombo, Sri Lanka
Recently, when the standoff in Waco, Tex., turned ugly and the cult members set fire to their compound, “Guiding Light”, which had been on for about 15 minutes, was interrupted by a news break, which took up the rest of the hour. Couldn’t the networks have waited until 3 p.m. to tell the world about this terrible happening? I was very annoyed by this interruption.
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Los Angeles Times “TV Times”, Letter from L. Wengard, Northridge, CA (22 May 1993)
WESLEY: I’m a rogue demon hunter now.
CORDELIA: What’s a rogue demon?(Other Authors and Sources)
Angel
Q: Do you recall the time you examined the body of Mr. Edington at the
Rose Chapel?
A: It was in the evening. The autopsy started about 8:30 P.M.
Q: And Mr. Edington was dead at the time, is that correct?
A: No … he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an
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Court record testimony
“The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.”
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With virtue you cannot be entirely poor. Without it you cannot be really rich.
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Chinese proverb
Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equipped with 18,000 vacuum tubes and weighs 30 tons, computers in the future may have only 1,000 vacuum tubes and perhaps weigh 1-1/2 tons.
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Popular Mechanics (1949)
“This sig line was typed before a live studio audience.”
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“Too many freaks, not enough circuses.”
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God gives every bird his worm, but He does not throw it into the nest.
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Swedish proverb
“I can’t go to work today. The voices said, ‘Stay home and clean the guns.'”
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“Guns don’t kill people — they just make it real easy.”
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