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It was from Handel that I learned that style consists in force of assertion. If you can say a thing with one stroke unanswerably, you have style; if not, you are at best a marchand de plasir, a decorative litterateur, or a musical confectioner, or a painter of fans with cupids and cocottes. Handel has this power. When he sets the words “Fixed in his everlasting seat,” the atheist is struck dumb; God is there, fixed in his everlasting seat by Handel, even if you live in an Avenue Paul Bert and despise such superstitions. You may despise what you like, but you cannot contradict Handel.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
“Causerie on Handel in England,” Ainslee’s Magazine (May 1913)
Originally a music society lecture given in France. Longer discussion.

Custom will reconcile people to any atrocity; and fashion will drive them to acquire any custom.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
“Killing for Sport,” Nash’s Magazine (Sep 1914)

All very serious revolutionary propositions begin as huge jokes. Otherwise they would be stamped out by the lynching of their first exponents.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
“Where is the New Element in the Norwegian School?”, The Quintessence of Ibsenimsm (1891)

Crude classifications and false generalizations are the curse of organized life.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
(Attributed)

If you take too long in deciding what to do with your life, you’ll find you’ve done it.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
(Attributed)
Unsourced. Also attributed to Pam Shaw.

An election is a moral horror, as bad as battle except for the blood; a mud bath for every soul concerned.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
(Attributed)

A man learns to skate by staggering about making a fool of himself; indeed, he progresses in all things by making a fool of himself.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
(Attributed)

Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
(Attributed)

Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
(Attributed)
Sometimes cited with the Americanized "insures." Also given as "Democracy is a system ensuring that the people are governed no better than they deserve." Frequently quoted, but never sourced.

The only service a friend can really render is to keep up your courage by holding up to you a mirror in which you can see a noble image of yourself.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
(Attributed)

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
(Attributed)

Perhaps the greatest social service that can be rendered by anybody to the country and to mankind is to bring up a family.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
(Attributed)

A nation’s morals are like its teeth; when they’re rotten it hurts to touch them.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
(Attributed)

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
(Attributed)

Poverty does not produce unhappiness: It produces degradation.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
(Attributed)

The secret of being miserable is to have the leisure to bother about whether you are happy or not. The cure is occupation.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
(Attributed)

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
(Attributed)

When I was young, I observed that nine out of every ten things I did were failures, so I did ten times more work.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
(Attributed)

The best reformers the world has ever seen are those who commence on themselves.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
(Attributed)
Unverified in Shaw's writings.

LORD NORTHCLIFFE: The trouble with you, Shaw, is that you look as if there were famine in the land.

SHAW: The trouble with you, Northcliffe, is that you look as if you were the cause of it.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
(Attributed)

Exchange with Alfred Harmsworth, 1st Viscount Northcliffe. Likely apocryphal.

Reading made Don Quixote a gentleman. Believing what he read made him mad.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
(Attributed)

We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
(Attributed)

The problem with communication is the illusion that it has occurred.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
(Attributed)

SHAW: [To a woman seated by him at a dinner party.] Madam, if I gave you a million pounds, would you have sexual intercourse with me?
WOMAN: I think I would.
SHAW: Would you do it for five?
WOMAN: Sir, what kind of woman do you think I am?
SHAW: I thought we had established that, and were merely haggling over the price.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
(Attributed)

[A pessimist] is a man who thinks everybody as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
An Unsocial Socialist, ch. 5 (1887)

The fact that a believer is happier than a sceptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one. The happiness of credulity is a cheap and dangerous quality.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
Androcles and the Lion, Preface

We are members one of another; so that you cannot injure or help your neighbor without injuring or helping yourself.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
Androcles and the Lion, Preface (“The Alternative to Barabbas”) (1912)

Miracles, in the sense of phenomena we cannot explain, surround us on every hand: life itself is the miracle of miracles.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
Androcles and the Lion, Preface, “Credibility of the Gospels” (1912)

The open mind never acts: when we have done our utmost to arrive at a reasonable conclusion, we still … must close our minds for the moment with a snap, and act dogmatically on our conclusions.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
Androcles nd the Lion, Preface, “Christianity and the Empire” (1912)

All great truths begin as blasphemies.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
Annajanska (1919)

I see plenty of good in the world working itself out as fast as the idealists will allow it.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
Arms and the Man, Preface (1894)

A man differs from a microbe only in being further on the path.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
Back to Methuselah: A Metabiological Pentateuch, ch. 2 (1921)

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
Back to Methuselah: A Metabiological Pentateuch, Part V “As Far as Thought Can Reach” [The He-Ancient] (1921)

Full text.

THE SERPENT: You see things; and you say, “Why?” But I dream things that never were; and I say, “Why not?”

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
Back to Methuselah, 1.1 (1921)
The Serpent speaking to Eve. President John Kennedy quoted this addressing the Irish Parliament, Dublin (28 Jun. 1963). Sen. Robert Kennedy modified it for his campaign, as used by Sen. Edward Kennedy in his eulogy (1968): "Some men see things as they are and say, why; I dream things that never were and say, why not.”

A world without conscience: that is the horror of our condition.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
Back to Methuselah, ch. 2 (1921)

Man is not God’s last word: God can still create. If you cannot do His work, He will produce some being who can.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
Back to Methuselah, ch. 2 (1921)

Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
Back to Methuselah, ch. 5 (1921)

Life is not meant to be easy, my child; but take courage — it can be delightful.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
Back to Methuselah, Part V (1921)

When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
Caesar and Cleopatra, Act III [Apollodorus] (1898)

Ye poor posterity, think not that ye are the first. Other fools before ye have seen the sun rise and set, and the moon change her shape and her hour. As they were so ye are; and yet not so great; for the pyramids my people built stand to this day; whilst the dustheaps on which ye slave, and which ye call empires, scatter in the wind even as ye pile your dead sons’ bodies on them to make yet more dust.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
Caesar and Cleopatra

CAESAR: To the end of history, murder shall breed murder, always in the name of right and honor and peace, until the gods are tired of blood and create a race that can understand.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
Caesar and Cleopatra, Act 4 (1899)

He is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
Caesar and Cleopatra, Act II [Caesar] (1899)

It is no use my liking or disliking; I do what must be done, and have no time to attend myself. That is not happiness, but it is greatness.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
Caesar and Cleopatra, Act IV [Cleopatra] (1898)
Full text. An variation on this is frequently quoted, but I haven't been able to find a source: "Forget about likes and dislikes. They are of no consequence. Just do what must be done. This may not be happiness, but it is greatness."

It’s always your moralist who makes assassination a duty.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
Caesar and Cleopatra, Notes (“Julius Caesar”) (1899)

The more ignorant men are, the more convinced are they that their little parish and their little chapel is an apex to which civilization and philosophy has painfully struggled up the pyramid of time from a desert of savagery.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
Caesar and Cleopatra, Notes, “Apparent Anachronisms” (1889)

The period of time covered by history is far too short to allow of any perceptible progress in the the popular sense of Evolution of the Human Species. The notion that there has been any such Progress since Caesar’s time (less than 20 centuries ago) is too absurd for discussion. All the savagery, barbarism, dark ages and the rest of it of which we have any record as existing in the past exists at the present moment.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
Caesar and Cleopatra, Notes, “Apparent Anachronisms” (1899)

We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
Candida, Act I (1898)

I’m a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler. I don’t like beer.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
Candida, ch. 3 (1893)

Give a man health and a course to steer; and he’ll never stop to trouble about whether he’s happy or not.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
Captain Brassbound’s Conversion, ch. 3 (1901)

My own education operated by a succession of eye-openers, each involving the repudiation of some previously held belief.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
Everybody’s Political What’s What, ch. 19 (1944)

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
Everybody’s Political What’s What?, ch. 30 (1944)

FANNY: It’s all that the young can do for the old, to shock them and keep them up to date.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
Fanny’s First Play (1911)
Full text.

When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive and most transient of passions, they are required to swear that they will remain in that excited, abnormal and exhausting condition until death do them part.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
Getting Married, Preface (1908)
Full text.

We always hesitate to treat a dangerously good man as a lunatic because he may turn out to be a prophet in the true sense: that is, a man of exceptional sanity who is in the right when we are in the wrong.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
Getting Married, Preface, “The Gospel of Laodicea” (1908)

I did not let the fear of death govern my life, and my reward was, I had my life. You are going to let the fear of poverty govern your life; and your reward will be that you will eat, but you will not live.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
Heartbreak House, Act 2 [Capt. Shotover] (1919)
In context.

What really flatters a man is that you think him worth flattering.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
John Bull’s Other Island, ch. 4 (1904)

Nothing ever is done in this world until men are prepared to kill one another if it is not done.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
Major Barbara, Act III [Undershaft] (1905)
Full text.

He knows nothing, and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
Major Barbara, ch. 3 (1905)

Lack of money is the root of all evil.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
Man and Superman (1903)

This is the true joy in life, the being used up for a purpose recognized by yourself as a mighty one; the being thoroughly worn out before you are thrown on the scrap heap; the being a force of nature instead of a feverish selfish little clod of ailments and grievances complaining that the world will not devote itself to making you happy.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
Man and Superman, “Epistle Dedicatory” (1903)
    (Source)

The man with toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. The poverty stricken man makes the same mistake about the rich man,

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
Man and Superman, “Maxims for Revolutionists,” “Beauty and Happiness, Art and Riches” (1903)

Full text.

When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
Man and Superman, “Maxims for Revolutionists,” “Crime and Punishment” (1903)
Full text.

Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
Man and Superman, “Maxims for Revolutionists,” “Democracy” (1903)
Full text.

Every fool believes what his teachers tell him, and calls his credulity science or morality as confidently as his father called it divine revelation.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
Man and Superman, “Maxims for Revolutionists,” “Education” (1903)
Full text.

He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
Man and Superman, “Maxims for Revolutionists,” “Education” (1903)

Full text.

The savage bows down to idols of wood and stone: the civilized man to idols of flesh and blood.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
Man and Superman, “Maxims for Revolutionists,” “Idolatry” (1903)
Full text.

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world: the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man. 

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
Man and Superman, “Maxims for Revolutionists,” “Reason” (1903)

Full text.

If you begin by sacrificing yourself to those you love, you will end by hating those to whom you have sacrificed yourself.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
Man and Superman, “Maxims for Revolutionists,” “Self-Sacrifice” (1903)

Full text.

Do not do unto others as you would that they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
Man and Superman, “Maxims for Revolutionists,” “The Golden Rule” (1903)

Full text.

Democracy substitutes selection by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
Man and Superman, “Maxims for Revolutionists: Democracy” (1903)

Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
Man and Superman, “Maxims for Revolutionists: Liberty and Equality” (1903)
Full text.

Vulgarity in a king flatters the majority of the nation.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
Man and Superman, “Maxims for Revolutionists: Royalty” (1903)

The man who listens to Reason is lost: Reason enslaves all whose minds are not strong enough to master her.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
Man and Superman, “The Revolutionist’s Handbook,” “Reason” (1903)
Full text.

What a man believes may be ascertained, not from his creed, but from the assumptions on which habitually acts.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
Man and Superman, “The Revolutionist’s Handbook,” “Religion” (1903)
Full text.

Yes, Juan: we know the libertine’s philosophy. Always ignore the consequences to the woman.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
Man and Superman, Act 3 (1903)

The more things a man is ashamed of, the more respectable he is.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
Man and Superman, Act I (1903)

The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
Man and Superman, Act I [Tanner] (1903)
Full text.

Man gives every reason for his conduct save one, every excuse for his crimes save one, every plea for his safety save one; and that one is his cowardice.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
Man and Superman, ch. 3 (1903)

The creature Man, who in his own selfish affairs is a coward to the backbone, will fight for an idea like a hero.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
Man and Superman, ch. 3 (1903)

NAPOLEON: There is nothing so bad or so good that you will not find an Englishman doing it; but you will never find an Englishman in the wrong. He does everything on principle. He fights you on patriotic principles; he robs you on business principles; he enslaves you on imperial principles.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
Man of Destiny (1898)

The slave of fear: the worst of slaveries.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
Misalliance (1910)

People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don’t believe in circumstances. The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and, if they can’t find them, make them.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
Mrs. Warren s Profession, Act III (1893)

People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don’t believe in circumstances. The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and, if they do not find them, make them.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
Mrs. Warren’s Profession, ch. 2 (1893)

All censorships exist to prevent any one from challenging current conceptions and existing institutions. All progress is initiated by challenging current conceptions, and executed by supplanting existing institutions. Consequently the first condition of progress is the removal of censorships.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
Mrs. Warren’s Profession, Preface (1893)

The secret to being miserable is to have leisure to bother about whether you are happy or not.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
Parents and Children, “Children’s Happiness” (1914)

People become attached to their burdens sometimes more than the burdens are attached to them.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
Parents and Children, “Family Affection” (1914)

People become attached to their burdens sometimes more than the burdens are attached to them.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
Parents and Children, “Family Affection” (1914)

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
Plays: Pleasant and Unpleasant, Vol. II, Preface (1898)

Full text.

PICKERING: Have you no morals, man?
ALFRED DOOLITTLE: Can’t afford them, Governor. Neither could you if you was as poor as me.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
Pygmalion, Act 2 (1912)

HENRY HIGGINS: The great secret, Eliza, is not having bad manners or good manners or any other particular sort of manners, but having the same manner for all human souls.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
Pygmalion, Act 5 (1912)

The liar’s punishment is not in the least that he is not believed, but that he cannot believe anyone else.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
Quintessence of Ibsenism (1891)

The churches must learn humility as well as teach it.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
Saint Joan, Preface

There is nothing for us but to make it a point of honor to privilege heresy to the last bearable degree on the simple ground that all evolution in thought and conduct must at first appear as heresy and misconduct.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
Saint Joan, Preface (1923)
Full text.

THE INQUISITOR: Heresy begins with people who are to all appearances better than their neighbors. A gentle and pious girl or a young man, who has obeyed the command of our Lord by giving all this riches to the poor and putting on the garb of poverty, the life of austerity, and the rule of humility and charity, may be the founder of a heresy that will wreck both Church and Empire if not ruthlessly stamped out in time.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
Saint Joan, sc. 6 (1923)

The worst sin towards our fellow creatures is not to hate them, but to be indifferent to them: that’s the essence of inhumanity.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
The Devil’s Disciple

ANDERSON: My dear: in this world there is always danger for those who are afraid of it. There’s a danger that the house will catch fire in the night; but we shan’t sleep any the less soundly for that.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
The Devil’s Disciple, Act II (1897)
Full text.

All professions are conspiracies against the laity.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
The Doctor’s Dilemma, Act I (1911)

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
The Doctor’s Dilemma, Act V (1911)

There is no belief, however grotesque and even villainous, that cannot be made a part of human nature if it is inculcated in childhood and not contradicted in the child’s hearing.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
The Intelligent Woman’s Guide to Socialism, Capitalism, Sovietism and Fascism, ch. 18 (1928)
See Schopenhauer.

We are told that the love of money is the root of all evil; but money itself is one of the most useful contrivances ever invented: it is not its fault that some people are foolish or miserly enough to be fonder of it than of their own souls.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
The Intelligent Woman’s Guide to Socialism, Capitalism, Sovietism and Fascism, ch. 6 (1928)
See Bible, 1 Timothy 6:10

That is the use of money: it enables us to get what we want instead of what other people think we want.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
The Intelligent Woman’s Guide to Socialism, Capitalism, Sovietism and Fascism, ch. 6 (1928)

Mentally, fallow is as important as seedtime. Even bodies can be exhausted by overcultivation.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
The Intelligent Woman’s Guide to Socialism, Capitalism, Sovietism and Fascism, ch. 81 (1928)

The believers and unbelievers who think for themselves will let themselves be burnt alive rather than conform to a creed imposed on them by any power except their own consciences.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
The Intelligent Woman’s Guide to Socialism, Capitalism, Sovietism and Fascism, ch. 82 (1928)

Capitalism justified itself and was adopted as an economic principle on the express ground that it provides selfish motives for doing good, and that human beings will do nothing except for selfish motives.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
The Intelligent Woman’s Guide to Socialism, Capitalism, Sovietism Fascism, ch. 66 (1928)

I dread success. To have succeeded is to have finished one’s business on earth, like the male spider, who is killed by the female the moment he has succeeded in his courtship. I like a state of continual becoming, with a goal in front and not behind.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
Letter to Ellen Terry (28 Aug 1896)

We are here to help God, to do His work, to remedy His old errors, to strive towards Godhead ourselves.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
Letter to Leo Tolstoy (1909)

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
Radio broadcast (11 Jul 1932)

I am of the opinion that my life belongs to the whole community and as I live it is my privilege — my privilege to do for it whatever I can. I want to be thoroughly used up when I die, for the harder I work the more I love. I rejoice in life for its own sake. Life is no brief candle to me; it is a sort of splendid torch which I’ve got a hold of for the moment and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future generations.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
Speech, Municipal Technical College and School of Art, Brighton (1907)

Sometimes quoted preceded by: "This is the true joy in life, the being used for a purpose, recognized by yourself as a mighty one, the being a force of nature instead of a feverish, selfish little clod of ailments and grievances, complaining that the world wll not devote itself to making you happy." This text also appears (with different following verbiage) in the "Epistle Dedicatory" in Man and Superman.

The savage bows down to idols of wood and stone: the civilized man, to idols of flesh and blood.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
The savage bows down to idols of wood and stone: the civilized man, to idols of flesh and blood. — Shaw, Man and Superman, “Maxims for Revolutionists: Idolatry” (1903)

Am reserving two tickets for you for my premiere. Come and bring a friend — if you have one.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
To Winston Churchill (Attributed)
Churchill's reply: Impossible to be present for the first performance. Will attend second -- if there is one.