WIST

We think caged birds sing, when indeed they cry.

John Webster (c.1580-c.1634) English Jacobean dramatist
The White Devil, 5.4 (1612)

It will not do to diminish personal responsibility: do not give money and teach the man to expect it. Do not give him a Bible, or a genius, to think for him.

Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882) American essayist and poet
Journal, undated (1846)

When you get into a tight place, and everything goes against you, till it seems as though you could not hold on a moment longer, never give up then — for that is just the place and time that the tide’ll turn.

Harriet Beecher Stowe (1811-1896) American author
Old Town Folks, ch. 34 “Last Days in Cloudland” (1869)

Good impulses are naught, unless they become good actions.

Joseph Joubert (1754-1824) French moralist
Pensées (1838) [Notebooks, ed. Paul Auster (1983)]

All marriage is such a lottery — the happiness is always an exchange — though it may be a very happy one — still the poor woman is bodily and morally the husband’s slave. That always sticks in my throat. When I think of a merry, happy, and free young girl — and look at the ailing aching state a young wife is generally doomed to — which you can’t deny is the penalty of marriage.

Queen Victoria (1819-1901) British monarch (1837-1901) [Alexandrina Victoria Wettin, née Hanover]
Letter to her daughter, Victoria (16 May 1860)

Wine has drowned more than the sea.

Publilius Syrus (d. 42 BC) Assyrian slave, writer, philosopher [less correctly Publius Syrus]
(Attributed)
Alt. trans.: "Wine drowns more than the sea."

Though a man be soiled
With the sins of a lifetime,
Let him but love me,
Rightly resolved,
In utter devotion:
I see no sinner,
That man is holy.

Other Authors and Sources
Bhagavad Gita (6th C BC), 9 [tr. Prabhavananda & Isherwood (1954)]

If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.

Other Authors and Sources
Chinese proverb

MORTICIA: Gomez.
GOMEZ: Querida?
MORTICIA: Last night you were unhinged. You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me. Do it again!

Caroline Thompson (b. 1956) American screenwriter
The Addams Family (1991) [with Larry Wilson]

I have, all my life long, been lying till noon; yet I tell all young men, and tell them with great sincerity, that nobody who does not rise early will ever do any good.

Samuel Johnson (1709-1784) English writer, lexicographer, critic
Comment (14 Sep 1773)
In James Boswell, Journal of a Tour to the Hebrides (1786).

Death may be inevitable but cruelty is not. If we must eat meat, then we must ensure that the animals we kill for our food live the best possible lives before they die.

Desmond Morris (b. 1928) English zoologist, ethologist, author
The Animal Contract (1990)

If youth knew; if age could.

[Si jeunesse savait; si viellesse pouvait.]

Henri Estienne (1528 or 1531-1598) French printer and classical scholar [a.k.a. Henricus Stephanus]
“Les Prémices” (1594)

Is it worthwhile that we jostle a brother,
Bearing his load on the rough road of life?
Is it worthwhile that we jeer at each other,
In blackness of heart — that we war to the knife?
God pity us all in our pitiful strife.

Joaquin Miller (1837-1913) American poet [pen name of Cincinnatus Heine (or Hiner) Miller]
“Is it Worthwhile?”

Read the Bible, then as you would read Livy or Tacitus. The facts which are within the ordinary course of nature, you will believe on the authority of the writer, as you do those of the same kind in Livy and Tacitus. The testimony of the writer weighs in their favor, in one scale, and their not being against the laws of nature, does not weigh against them. But those facts in the Bible which contradict the laws of nature, must be examined with more care, and under a variety of faces. Here you must recur to the pretensions of the writer to inspiration from God. Examine upon what evidence his pretensions are founded, and whether that evidence is so strong, as that its falsehood would be more improbable than a change in the laws of nature, in the case he relates. For example in the book of Joshua we are told the sun stood still several hours. Were we to read that fact in Livy or Tacitus we should class it with their showers of blood, speaking of statues, beasts, etc. But it is said that the writer of that book was inspired. Examine therefore candidly what evidence there is of his having been inspired. The pretension is entitled to your inquiry, because millions believe it. On the other hand you are astronomer enough to know how contrary it is to the law of nature that a body revolving on its axis as the earth does, should have stopped, should not by that sudden stoppage have prostrated animals, trees, buildings, and should after a certain time have resumed its revolution, & that without a second general prostration. Is this arrest of the earth’s motion, or the evidence which affirms it, most within the law of probabilities?

Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826) US President (1801-09)
Letter to Peter Carrr (10 Aug 1787)

Do one thing every day that scares you.

Mary Schmich (b. 1953) American newspaper columnist
“Wear Sunscreen” Chicago Tribune (1 Jul 1997)
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Often attributed to Eleanor Roosevelt, but no reference found in her works or contemporaneous sources.

To women’s fore parts do not aspire
From a mule’s hinder part retire,
And shun all parts of monk or friar.

John Florio (1553-1625) English linguist and lexicographer
Second Frutes (1591)

It aint often that a man’s reputashun outlasts his munny.

[It ain't often that a man's reputation outlasts his money.]

Josh Billings (1818-1885) American humorist [pseud. of Henry Wheeler Shaw]
His Sayings, 39 (1867)

It is only shallow-minded pretenders who either make distinguished origin a matter of personal merit, or obscure origin a matter of personal reproach. Taunt and scoffing at the humble condition of early life affect nobody in America but those who are foolish enough to indulge in them, and they are generally sufficiently punished by public rebuke. A man who is not ashamed of himself need not be ashamed of his early condition.

Daniel Webster (1782-1852) American statesman, lawyer, orator
Quoted in Niles’ National Register (5 Sep 1840)

I pray we are still a young and courageous nation, that we have not grown so old and so fat and so prosperous that all we can think about is to sit back with our arms around our money bags. If we choose to do that I have no doubt that the smoldering fires will burst into flame and consume us — dollars and all.

Lyndon Baines Johnson (1908-1973) US President (1963-69)
Speech in Congress (7 May 1947)

The young woman had turned toward him and thrust her pink gloves up in the air in a gesture that, from a man, meant “Touchdown!” and, from a woman, “I will hug you now!”

Neal Stephenson (b. 1959) American novelist
Reamde, Part 1 “Nine Dragons – Thanksgiving,” prologue (2011)

Well, dearie, men have to do some awfully mean things to keep up their respectability.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
Fanny’s First Play, 3 (1913)

A sincere repenter of faults is like him who has committed none.

Mohammed (570-632) Founder of Islam
The Sayings of Muhammed, #391 [tr. A. Al-Suhrawardy (1941)]

However sugarcoated and ambiguous, every form of authoritarianism must start with a belief in some group’s greater right to power, whether that right is justified by sex, race, class, religion or all four. However far it may expand, the progression inevitably rests on unequal power and airtight roles within the family.

Gloria Steinem (b. 1934) American feminist, journalist, activist
“If Hitler Were Alive, Whose Side Would He Be On?” Ms. (Oct-Nov 1980)
Reprinted in Outrageous Acts and Everyday Rebellions (1983).

You cannot be a leader, and ask other people to follow you, unless you know how to follow, too.

Sam Rayburn (1882-1961) American lawyer and politician
Quoted in The Leadership of Speaker Sam Rayburn, Collected Tributes of His Congressional Colleagues, House Doc. 87-247 (1961)

It has often been a solid Grief to me, when I have reflected on this glorious Nation, which is the Scene of publick Happiness and Liberty, that there are still Crowds of private Tyrants, against whom there neither is any Law now in Being, nor can there be invented any by the Wit of Man. These cruel Men are ill-natured husbands.

Richard Steele (1672-1729) Irish writer and politician
The Tatler, #149 (1710)

In propaganda as in advertising, the important consideration is not whether information accurately describes an objective situation but whether it sounds true.

Christopher (Kit) Lasch (1932-1994) American historian, moralist, social critic
The Culture of Narcissism, ch. 4 (1979)

If we’ve got the stuff in us, if we’re dead in earnest about it, it’ll find its own way of getting out.

Walt Whitman (1819-1892) American poet
Comment to Horace Traubel
In Walter Teller, ed., Walt Whitman's Camden Conversations (1973)

People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is a Light from within.

Elisabeth Kübler-Ross (1926-2004) Swiss-American psychiatrist, author
To Live Until We Say Goodbye (1978)

A part of kindness consists in loving people more than they deserve.

Joseph Joubert (1754-1824) French moralist
Pensées (1838) [Notebooks, ed. Paul Auster (1983)]

The modern American tourist now fills his experience with pseudo-events. He has come to expect both more strangeness and more familiarity than the world naturally offers. He has come to believe that he can have a lifetime of adventure in two weeks and all the thrills of risking his life without any real risk at all.

Daniel J. Boorstin (1914-2004) American historian, professor, attorney, writer
The Image: A Guide to Pseudo-Events in America, ch. 3 (1961)

All the great villainies of history, from the murder of Abel to the Treaty of Versailles, have been perpetrated by sober men, and chiefly by teetotalers. But all the charming and beautiful things, from the Song of Songs to Terrapin à la Maryland, and from the nine Beethoven symphonies to the Martini cocktail, have been given to humanity by men who, when the hour came, turned from well water to something with color to it, and more in it than mere oxygen and hydrogen.

H.L. Mencken (1880-1956) American writer and journalist [Henry Lewis Mencken]
Prejudices: Fourth Series (1924)

I hate, I despise your feasts, and I take no delight in your solemn assemblies. …
Take away form me the noise of your songs; to the melody of your harps I will not listen.
But let justice roll down like waters, and righteousness like an ever-flowing stream.

The Bible (14th C BC - 2nd C AD) Christian sacred scripture
Amos 5:21-24

Sadly, some folks want others to feel their pain, to hurt as much as they do — or more. My grandmother once told me to avoid colds and angry people whenever I could. It’s sound advice.

Walter Anderson (b. 1944) American journalist, editor, publisher
The Confidence Course: Seven Steps to Self-Fulfillment (1997)

MORTICIA: Don’t torture yourself, Gomez. That’s my job.

Caroline Thompson (b. 1956) American screenwriter
The Addams Family (1991) [with Larry Wilson]

If lawyers were to undertake no causes till they were sure they were just, a man might be precluded altogether from a trial of his claim, though, were it judicially examined, it might be found a very just claim.

Samuel Johnson (1709-1784) English writer, lexicographer, critic
Comment (15 Aug 1773)
In James Boswell, Journal of a Tour to the Hebrides (1786)

The purpose of life on Earth is that the soul should grow —
So grow! By doing what is right.

Zelda Fitzgerald (1900-1948) American novelist
Letter to F. Scott Fitzgerald (1944)

The older I get, the faster I was.

Charles Barkley (b. 1963) American basketball player
Interview with Bob Costas (22 Jan 1995)

It is terrible to destroy a person’s picture of himself in the interests of truth or some other abstraction.

Doris Lessing (b. 1919) British author, biographer, playwright
The Grass Is Singing (1950)

Above all things, lose no occasion of exercising your dispositions to be grateful, to be generous, to be charitable, to be humane, to be true, just, firm, orderly, courageous, &c. Consider every act of this kind, as an exercise which will strengthen your moral faculties and increase your worth.

Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826) US President (1801-09)
Letter to Peter Carrr (10 Aug 1787)

Accept certain inalienable truths: Prices will rise. Politicians will philander. You, too, will get old. And when you do, you’ll fantasize that when you were young, prices were reasonable, politicians were noble and children respected their elders.

Mary Schmich (b. 1953) American newspaper columnist
“Wear Sunscreen” Chicago Tribune (1 Jul 1997)
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Humanity is much more shown in our conduct towards animals, where we are irresponsible except to heaven, than towards our fellow-creatures, where we are restrained by the laws, by public opinion, and by fear of retaliation.

Horace Smith (1779-1849) English poet and novelist
The Tin Trumpet (1836)

I leave this rule for others when I’m dead,
Be always sure you’re right — then go ahead.

David "Davy" Crockett (1786-1836) American folk hero, frontiersman, soldier, politician
Autobiography (1834)

He who boasts of his descent, praises the deeds of another.

Seneca the Younger (c. 4 BC-AD 65) Roman statesman, philosopher, playwright [Lucius Annaeus Seneca]
Hercules Furens

Don’t spit in the soup. We’ve all got to eat.

Lyndon Baines Johnson (1908-1973) US President (1963-69)
(Attributed)
Comment when he was U. S. Senate majority leader.

Windows 95 and MacOS are products, contrived by engineers in the service of specific companies. Unix, by contrast, is not so much a product as it is a painstakingly compiled oral history of the hacker subculture. It is our Gilgamesh epic.

Neal Stephenson (b. 1959) American novelist
“The Oral Tradition,” In the Beginning… was the Command Line (1999)

Propaganda, as inverted patriotism, draws nourishment from the sins of the enemy. If there are no sins, invent them! The aim is to make the enemy appear so great a monster that he forfeits the rights of a human being.

Ian Hamilton (1853-1947) British general
The Soul and Body of an Army, ch. 10 (1921)

Virtue has never been as respectable as money.

Mark Twain (1835-1910) American writer [pseud. of Samuel Clemens]
Innocents Abroad, ch. 55 (1869)

Your past sins shall be forgiven if you begin now to do right, for that is repentance.

James Freeman Clarke (1810-1888) American theologian and author
Self-Culture: Physical, Intellectual, Moral, and Spiritual, ch. 21 (1880)

Don’t try to go too fast. Learn your job. Don’t ever talk until you know what you’re talking about. … If you want to get along, go along.

Sam Rayburn (1882-1961) American lawyer and politician
(Attributed)
Advice to freshmen Representatives.

[I]t is a civil Cowardice to be backward in asserting what you ought to expect, as it is a military Fear to be slow in attacking when it is your Duty.

Richard Steele (1672-1729) Irish writer and politician
The Spectator, #2 (1711)

Propaganda, n. Their lies.
Public information, n. Our lies.

Edward S. Herman (b. 1925) American economist, media analyst
(Attributed)

There comes a time in a man’s life when to get where he has to go — if there are no doors or windows — he walks through a wall.

Bernard Malamud (1914-1986) American author
“Man in the Drawer,” Rembrandt’s Hat (1973)

But Jesus, when you don’t have any money, the problem is food. When you have money, it’s sex. When you have both, it’s health, you worry about getting ruptured or something. If everything is simply jake then you’re frightened of death.

J. P. Donleavy (b. 2926) Irish-American novelist and playwright. [John Patrick Donleavy]
The Ginger Man, ch. 5 (1955)

God made life to be lived and not to be known.

Joseph Joubert (1754-1824) French moralist
Pensées (1838) [Notebooks, ed. Paul Auster (1983)]

What preoccupies us, then, is not God as a fact of nature, but as a fabrication useful for a God-fearing society. God himself becomes not a power but an image.

Daniel J. Boorstin (1914-2004) American historian, professor, attorney, writer
The Image: A Guide to Pseudo-Events in America, ch. 5 (1961)

A man can hide all things excepting twain –
That he is drunk, and that he is in love.

Antiphanes (c. 408-334 BC) Greek comic poet
Fragment

JOAN: I hear voices telling me what to do. They come from God.
ROBERT: They comne from your imagination.
JOAN: Of course. That is how the messages of God come to us.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
Saint Joan, Act 1 (1923)

When the habitually even-tempered suddenly fly into a passion, that explosion is apt to be more impressive than the outburst of the most violent amongst us.

Margery Allingham (1904-1966) English writer
Death of a Ghost (1934)

GOMEZ: To live without you, only that would be torture.
MORTICIA: A day alone, only that would be death.

Caroline Thompson (b. 1956) American screenwriter
The Addams Family (1991) [with Larry Wilson]

We cannot prove any man’s intention to be bad. You may shoot a man through the head, and say you intended to miss him; but the Judge will order you to be hanged.

Samuel Johnson (1709-1784) English writer, lexicographer, critic
Comment (15 Feb 1766)
In James Boswell, The Life of Samuel Johnson (1791).

For the saddest epitaph which can be carved in memory of a vanished liberty is that it was lost because its possessors failed to stretch forth a saving hand while yet there was time.

George Sutherland (1862-1942) Anglo-American jurist, Supreme Court Justice (1922-1938)
Associated Press v. National Labor Relations Board, 301 U.S. 141 (1938) [Dissent]

By common consent gray hairs are a crown of glory; the only object of respect that can never excite envy.

George Bancroft (1800-1891) American historian, statesman, education reformer
“The Last Moments of Eminent Men,” North American Review (Jan 1834)

This hurts me more than you.

Harry Graham (1874-1936) English journalist, poet, stage lyricist
Ruthless Rhymes for Heartless Homes (1899)

He who made us would have been a pitiful bungler, if he had made the rules of our moral conduct a matter of science. For one man of science, there are thousands who are not. What would have become of them? Man was destined for society. His morality, therefore, was to be formed to this object. He was endowed with a sense of right and wrong, merely relative to this.

Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826) US President (1801-09)
Letter to Peter Carrr (10 Aug 1787)

Read the directions, even if you don’t follow them.

Mary Schmich (b. 1953) American newspaper columnist
“Wear Sunscreen” Chicago Tribune (1 Jul 1997)
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The power of administrative bodies to make finding of fact which may be treated as conclusive, if there is evidence both ways, is a power of enormous consequence. An unscrupulous administrator might be tempted to say “Let me find the facts for the people of my country, and I care little who lays down the general principles.”

Charles Evans Hughes, Sr. (1862-1948) American statesman, politician, Supreme Court Justice (1910-1916, 1930-1941)
“Important Work of Uncle Sam’s Lawyers,” American Bar Association Journal (Apr 1931)
Reprinting a speech to the Federal Bar Association, Washington, D.C. (11 Feb 1931), on the "extraordinary development of administrative agencies of the government and of the lawyer's part in making them work satisfactorily and also in protecting the public against bureaucratic excesses".

The best thing to give to your enemy is forgiveness; to an opponent, tolerance; to a friend, your heart; to your child, a good example; to a father, deference; to your mother, conduct that will make her proud of you; to yourself, respect; to all men, charity.

Clara Lucas Balfour (1808-1878) English novelist, lecturer, temperance campaigner
Sunbeams for All Seasons: Counsels, Cautions, and Precepts (1861 ed.)

Our greatest responsibility is to be good ancestors.

Jonas Salk (1914-1995) American medical researcher and virologist
(Attributed)

The central fact of American civilization — one so hard for others to understand — is that freedom and justice and the dignity of man are not just words to us. We believe in them. Under all the growth and the tumult and abundance, we believe. And so, as long as some among us are oppressed — and we are part of that oppression — it must blunt our faith and sap the strength of our high purpose.

Lyndon Baines Johnson (1908-1973) US President (1963-69)
Speech, Signing the Voting Rights Act (6 Aug 1965)
    (Source)

Hostility towards Microsoft is not difficult to find on the Net, and it blends two strains: resentful people who feel Microsoft is too powerful, and disdainful people who think it’s tacky. This is all strongly reminiscent of the heyday of Communism and Socialism, when the bourgeoisie were hated from both ends: by the proles, because they had all the money, and by the intelligentsia, because of their tendency to spend it on lawn ornaments. Microsoft is the very embodiment of modern high-tech prosperity — it is, in a word, bourgeois – and so it attracts all of the same gripes.

Neal Stephenson (b. 1959) American novelist
“Class Struggle on the Desktop,” In the Beginning … Was the Command Line (1999)

NEWT: My mommy always said there were no monsters — no real ones — but there are.
RIPLEY: Yes, there are, aren’t there?
NEWT: Why do they tell little kids that?
RIPLEY: Most of the time it’s true.

James Cameron (b. 1954) Canadian film director, producer, screenwriter
Aliens (1986)

What starts the process, really, are laughs and slights and snubs. But if you are reasonably intelligent and if your anger is deep and strong enough, you learn you can change those attitudes by excellence, personal gut performance, while those who have everything are sitting on their fat butts.

Richard Milhous Nixon (1913-1994) US President (1967-74)
(Attributed)
Remark to Ken Clawson. Quoted in Tom Marganthau, "The Rise and Fall and Rise and Fall and Rise of Nixon," Newsweek (2 May 1994)

The best way to repent for a wrong is by not repeating it.

Thomas Szasz (b. 1920) Hungarian-American psychiatrist, educator
Psychiatric Slavery, ch. 5 (1977)

You’ll never get mixed up if you simply tell the truth. Then you don’t have to remember what you have said, and you never forget what you have said.

Sam Rayburn (1882-1961) American lawyer and politician
(Attributed)
In W. B. Ragsdale, "An Old Friend Writes of Rayburn", U.S. News & World Report (23 Oct 1961).

The married state, with and without the affection suitable to it, is the completest image of heaven and hell we are capable of receiving in this life.

Richard Steele (1672-1729) Irish writer and politician
Spectator, #479 (9 Sep 1712)

Who loves not wine, women, and song
Remains a fool his whole life long.

[Wer nicht liebt Weib, Wein und Gesang,
A Der bleibt ein Narr sein Leben lang.]

Martin Luther (1483-1546) German religious reformer
Inscription, Luther Room, Wartburg, Germany

Bad temper is its own scourge. Few things are bitterer than to feel bitter. A man’s venom poisons himself more than his victim.

Charles Buxton (1823-1871) English author
Notes of Thought (1873)

GOMEZ: I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss.

Caroline Thompson (b. 1956) American screenwriter
The Addams Family (1991) [with Larry Wilson]

BOSWELL. But what do you think of supporting a cause which you know to be bad?
JOHNSON. “Sir, you do not know it to be good or bad till the Judge determines it. … It is his business to judge; and you are not to be confident in your own opinion that the cause is bad, but to say all you can for your client, and then hear the Judge’s opinion.

Samuel Johnson (1709-1784) English writer, lexicographer, critic
Comment (Spring 1768)
On being a lawyer. In James Boswell, The Life of Samuel Johnson (1791)

It is against Stupidity in every shape and form that we have to wage our eternal battle. But how can we wonder at the want of sense on the part of those who have had no advantages, when we see such plentiful absence of that commodity on the part of those who have had all the advantages?

William Booth (1829–1912), British evangelist, founder of the Salvation Army
In Darkest England, and the Way Out, Part 1, ch. 5 (1890)

Senescence begins
And middle age ends
The day your descendents
Outnumber your friends.

Ogden Nash (1902-1971) American poet
“Crossing the Border”

We cannot be kind to each other here for an hour;
We whisper, and hint, and chuckle, and grin at a brother’s shame;
However we brave it out, we men are a little breed.

Alfred, Lord Tennyson (1809-1892) English poet
“Maud; A Monodra” (1856)

Whenever the people are well informed, they can be trusted with their own government; that whenever things get so far wrong as to attract their notice, they may be relied on to set them to rights.

Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826) US President (1801-09)
Letter to Richard Price (8 Jan 1789)

Keep your old love letters. Throw away your old bank statements.

Mary Schmich (b. 1953) American newspaper columnist
“Wear Sunscreen” Chicago Tribune (1 Jul 1997)

The animosities of sovereigns are temporary, and may be allayed; but those which seize the whole body of people, and of a people too, dictate their own measures, produce calamities of long duration.

Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826) US President (1801-09)
Letter to C. W. F. Dumas (1786)

Counsel is irksome when the Matter is past Remedy.

Thomas Fuller (1654-1734) English writer, physician
Gnomologia (1732)

Judgement is to be made of actions in according to the times in which they were performed.

Plutarch (AD 46-127) Greek historian, biographer, essayist [Mestrius Plutarchos]
“Poplicola and Colon Compared,” Parallel Lives [tr. Dryden (1693)]

You aren’t learning anything when you’re talking.

Lyndon Baines Johnson (1908-1973) US President (1963-69)
(Attributed)
Sometimes given as "You ain't learning anything when you're talking."

The world has actually been wired together by digital communications systems for a century and a half. Nothing that has happened during that time compares in its impact to the first exchange of messages between Queen Victoria and President Buchanan in 1858. That was so impressive that a mob of celebrants poured into the streets of New York and set fire to City Hall.

Neal Stephenson (b. 1959) American novelist
“Mother Earth Mother Board,” Wired, 4.12 (1996)

Personalize your sympathies; depersonalize you antipathies.

Dean William Ralph Inge (1860-1954) English prelate
More Lay Thoughts of a Dean (1931)

That wealth and greatness are often regarded with the respect and admiration which are due only to wisdom and virtue; and that the contempt, of which vice and folly are the only proper objects, is often most unjustly bestowed upon poverty and weakness, has been the complaint of moralists in all ages.

Adam Smith (1723-1790) Scottish economist
The Theory of Moral Sentiments, 1.3.3 (1759)

If a man repents of his evil deeds, and then returns to the same deeds, he has not truly repented.

The Talmud (AD 200-500) Collection of Jewish rabbinical writings
In Louis J. Newman, comp., The Talmudic Anthology, ch. 282 (1945)

A jackass can kick a barn down, but it takes a carpenter to build one.

Sam Rayburn (1882-1961) American lawyer and politician
Comment (c. 1953)
Said during a filmed conversation with reporters, reported in S. Rayburn, Speak, Mister Speaker (1978)

No man was ever so completely skilled in the conduct of life, as not to receive new information from age and experience ….

Richard Steele (1672-1729) Irish writer and politician
The Spectator, #544 (24 Nov 1712)

Men hold the anniversaries of their birth, of their marriage, of the birth of their first-born, and they hold — although they spread no feast, and ask no friends to assist — many another anniversary besides. On many a day in every year does a man remember what took place on that self-same day in some former year, and chews the sweet or bitter herb of memory, as the case may be.

Alexander Smith (1830-1867) Scottish poet
Dreamthorp (1863)

These will not be hindered from accomplishing at their best speed the distance which they have to go, either by snow, or rain, or heat, or by the darkness of night.

Herodotus (c.484-c.420 BC) Greek historian
The Persian Wars, 8.98 [tr. Rawlinson (1942)]
Of the Persian messengers. The U.S. Postal Service adopted a variation on this motto: "Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds."

Sweet are the uses of adversity,
Which, like the toad, ugly and venomous,
Wears yet a precious jewel in his head.

William Shakespeare (1564-1616) English dramatist and poet
As You Like It, Act 2, sc. 1 (1599)

I love to see two truths at the same time. Every good comparison gives the mind this advantage.

Joseph Joubert (1754-1824) French moralist
Pensées (1838) [Notebooks, ed. Paul Auster (1983)]

We need not be theologians to see that we have shifted responsibility for making the world interesting from God to the newspaperman.

Daniel J. Boorstin (1914-2004) American historian, professor, attorney, writer
The Image: A Guide to Pseudo-Events in America, ch. 1 (1961)

It is disgusting to notice the increase in the quantity of coffee used by my subjects … If possible, this must be prevented. My people must drink beer.

Frederick II (1712-1786) King of Prussia (a.k.a. Frederick the Great)
Proclamation (13 Sep 1777)

I do not necessarily conquer my anger because I do not show that I am angry. Anger ventilated often hurries towards forgiveness; anger concealed often hardens into revenge.

Edward George Bulwer-Lytton (1803-1873) English novelist and politician
Caxtoniana, ch. 20 “On Self-Control” (1862-1863)
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GIRL SCOUT: Is this made from real lemons?
WEDNESDAY: Yes.
GIRL SCOUT: I only like all-natural foods and beverages, organically grown, with no preservatives. Are you sure they’re real lemons?
PUGSLEY: Yes.
GIRL SCOUT: Well, I’ll tell you what. I’ll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies. Do we have a deal?
WEDNESDAY: Are they made from real Girl Scouts?

Caroline Thompson (b. 1956) American screenwriter
The Addams Family (1991) [with Larry Wilson]

A lawyer has no business with the justice or injustice of the cause which he undertakes, unless his client asks his opinion, and then he is bound to give it honestly. The justice or injustice of the cause is to be decided by the judge. Consider, sir; what is the purpose of courts of justice? It is, that every man may have his cause fairly tried, by men appointed to try causes. A lawyer is not to tell what he knows to be a lie: he is not to produce what he knows to be a false deed; but he is not to usurp the province of the jury and of the judge, and determine what shall be the effect of evidence — what shall be the result of legal argument.

Samuel Johnson (1709-1784) English writer, lexicographer, critic
In James Boswell, Journal of a Tour to the Hebrides, 15 Aug 1773 (1786)

The only time to eat diet food is while you’re waiting for the steak to cook.

Julia Child (1912-2004) American chef and writer
(Attributed)

The holiest of all holidays are those
Kept by ourselves in silence and apart;
The secret anniversaries of the heart.

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow (1807-1882) American poet
“Holidays”

From the earliest times, the old have rubbed it into the young that they are wiser than they, and before the young had discovered what nonsense this was they were old too, and it profited them to carry on the imposture.

William Somerset Maugham (1874-1965) English novelist and playwright
Cakes and Ale, ch. 11 (1930)

This was the most unkindest cut of all.

William Shakespeare (1564-1616) English dramatist and poet
Julius Caesar, Act 3, sc. 2 (1599)

What country before ever existed a century and half without a rebellion? And what country can preserve its liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms. The remedy is to set them right as to facts, pardon and pacify them. What signify a few lives lost in a century or two? The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. It is its natural manure.

Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826) US President (1801-09)
Letter to William Stephens Smith (13 Nov 1787)
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Remember compliments you receive. Forget the insults. If you succeed in doing this, tell me how.

Mary Schmich (b. 1953) American newspaper columnist
“Wear Sunscreen” Chicago Tribune (1 Jul 1997)

Life appears to me too short to be spent in nursing animosity or registering wrongs.

Charlotte Brontë (1816-1855) British novelist [pseud. Currer Bell]
Jane Eyre, ch. 6 (1847)

If you would lift me, you must be on higher ground.

Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882) American essayist and poet
“Eloquence,” Atlantic Monthly (Sep 1858)

It is indeed desirable to be well descended, but the glory belongs to our ancestors.

Plutarch (AD 46-127) Greek historian, biographer, essayist [Mestrius Plutarchos]
“Of the Training of Children,” Morals

Whether we are New Dealer, Old Dealer, Liberty Leaguer or Red, whether we agree or not, we still have the right to think and speak how we feel.

Lyndon Baines Johnson (1908-1973) US President (1963-69)
Speech, Chamber of Commerce Barbeque, Smithville, Texas (15 Sep 1939)

I don’t like sewing machines. I don’t understand how a needle with a thread going through the tip of it can interlock the thread by jamming itself into a little goddamn spool. It’s contrary to nature and it irritates me.

Neal Stephenson (b. 1959) American novelist
Zodiac, ch. 9 (1988)

They would not get a scratch with a pin to save the universe. They are more affected by the overturning of a plate of turtle soup than by the starving of a whole country.

William Hazlitt (1778-1830) English writer
“On Respectable People,” Table Talk (1822)

There will be more joy in heaven over one sinner who repents than over ninety-nine righteous persons who need no repentance.

The Bible (14th C BC - 2nd C AD) Christian sacred scripture
Luke 15:7

It has always been my ambition since childhood to live such a life that one day my fellow citizens would call me to membership in this popular branch of the greatest lawmaking body in the world. Out of their confidence and partiality they have done this. It is now my sole purpose here to help enact such wise and just laws that our common country will by virtue of these laws be a happier and a more prosperous country. I have always dreamed of a country which I believe this should be and will be, and that is one in which the citizenship is an educated and patriotic people, not swayed by passion and prejudice, and a country that shall know no East, no West, no North, no South, but inhabited by a people liberty loving, patriotic, happy, and prosperous, with its lawmakers having no other purpose than to write such just laws as shall in the years to come be of service to human kind yet unborn.

Sam Rayburn (1882-1961) American lawyer and politician
Maiden speech. House of Representatives (6 May 1913)
Congressional Record, vol. 50, p. 1249.

Among all the diseases of the mind there is not one more epidemical or more pernicious than the love of flattery.

Richard Steele (1672-1729) Irish writer and politician
The Spectator, #238 (3 Dec 1711)

Remember this: Arrogance and envy are not different qualities: they are merely different manifestations of the same qualities. The rich man who looks down upon or oppresses the poor man is the very man who, if poor, would envy and hate the man who is richer. Conversely, the poor man who regards with bitter and malignant envy the man who is better off, who preaches the doctrine of hate toward that man, is himself the man who, if it had happened that he were rich, would grind down the faces of those who were less well off than he.

Theodore Roosevelt (1858-1919) US President (1901-1909)
“The Cuban Dead,” speech, Arlington National Cemetery (12 Apr 1907)
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Speech at the dedication of the 1st US Voluntary Cavalry ("Rough Riders") monument.

I don’t know what you think about anniversaries. I like them, being always minded to drink my cup of life to the bottom, and take my chance of the sweets and bitters.

T. H. Huxley (1825-1895) English biologist [Thomas Henry Huxley]
Aphorisms and Reflections From the Works of T. H. Huxley, ed. Henrietta A. Huxley (1907)

Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other one thing.

President Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865) US President (1861-65)
Letter to Isham Reavis (5 Nov 1855)

It is a consolation to the wretched to have companions in misery.

Publilius Syrus (d. 42 BC) Assyrian slave, writer, philosopher [less correctly Publius Syrus]
Maxims, #995

Questions show the mind’s range, and answers, its subtlety.

Joseph Joubert (1754-1824) French moralist
Pensées (1838) [Notebooks, ed. Paul Auster (1983)]

Since the Creator had made the facts of the after-life inaccessible to man, He must not have required that man understand death in order to live fruitfully.

Daniel J. Boorstin (1914-2004) American historian, professor, attorney, writer
The Lost World of Thomas Jefferson, Notes (1948)

Of the seven deadly sins, anger is possibly the most fun. To lick your wounds, to smack your lips over grievances long past, to roll over your tongue the prospect of bitter confrontations still to come, to savor to the last toothsome morsel both the pain you are given and the pain you are giving back — in many ways it is a feast fit for a king. The chief drawback is that what you are wolfing down is yourself. The skeleton at the feast is you.

Frederick Buechner (b. 1926) American minister, author
Wishful Thinking (1971)

Alcohol is nicissary f’r a man so that now an’ thin he can have a good opinion iv himsilf, ondisturbed be th’ facts.

[Alcohol is necessary for a man so that now and then he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by the facts.]

Finley Peter Dunne (1867-1936) American humorist and journalist
“Mr. Dooley on Alcohol,” Chicago Tribune (26 Apr 1914)

To be of no church is dangerous. Religion, of which the rewards are distant, and which is animated only by faith and hope, will glide by degrees out of the mind unless it be invigorated and reimpressed by external ordinances, by stated calls to worship, and the salutary influence of example.

Samuel Johnson (1709-1784) English writer, lexicographer, critic
Lives of the English Poets, “Milton” (1781)
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A cookbook is only as good as its worst recipe.

Julia Child (1912-2004) American chef and writer
(Attributed)

A man assumes that a woman’s refusal is just part of a game. Or, at any rate, a lot of men assume that. When a man says no, it’s no. When a woman says no, it’s yes, or at least maybe. There is even a joke to that effect. And little by little, women begin to believe in this view of themselves.

Erica Jong (b. 1942) American writer, poet
Fear of Flying, ch. 16 (1973)

If there’s nobody in your way, it’s because you’re not going anywhere.

Robert Francis Kennedy (1925-1968) American politician
(Attributed)
Variation: If there's nobody in your way, it's probably because you're not going anywhere.

An awful debility, a lessened utility,
A loss of mobility is a strong possibility.
In all probability I’ll lose my virility,
And you your fertility and desirability.
And this liability of total sterility
Will lead to hostility and a sense of futility,
So lets act with agility while we still have facility,
For we’ll soon reach senility and lose the ability!

Tom Lehrer (b. 1928) American mathematician, humorist, songwriter
“When You Are Old And Grey”

These words are razors to my wounded heart.

William Shakespeare (1564-1616) English dramatist and poet
Titus Andronicus, Act 1, sc. 4 (c. 1590)

I hold it, that a little rebellion, now and then, is a good thing, and as necessary in the political world as storms in the physical.

Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826) US President (1801-09)
Letter to James Madison (30 Jan 1787)
Referring to Shays' Rebellion.

Don’t waste your time on jealousy. Sometimes you’re ahead, sometimes you’re behind. The race is long and, in the end, it’s only with yourself.

Mary Schmich (b. 1953) American newspaper columnist
“Wear Sunscreen” Chicago Tribune (1 Jul 1997)

He that wrestles with us strengthens our nerves and sharpens our skill. Our antagonist is our helper.

Edmund Burke (1729-1797) Anglo-Irish statesman, orator, philosopher
Reflections on the Revolution in France (1790)

It was observed of Elizabeth that she was weak herself, but chose wise counsellors; to which it was replied, that to choose wise counsellors was, in a prince, the highest wisdom.

Charles Caleb Colton (1780-1832) English clergyman, writer
Lacon: or, Many Things in Few Words, ch. 57 (1821 ed.)

The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry, is somewhat like a potato — the only good thing is under ground.

Sir Thomas Overbury (1581-1613) English poet
(Attributed)
Quoted in John Ireland, Letters and Poems by the Late Mr. John Henderson (1786).

The world has narrowed to a neighborhood before it has broadened to brotherhood.

Lyndon Baines Johnson (1908-1973) US President (1963-69)
Speech, New York City (17 Dec 1963)
Johnson used this phrase in several speeches around this time, e.g., in a speech at the Pageant of Peace Ceremonies, Washington, DC (22 Dec 1963): "We hope that the world will not narrow into a neighborhood before it has broadened into a brotherhood." Alternate: "We live in a world that has narrowed to a neighborhood before it has broadened to brotherhood."

Any property that’s open to common use gets destroyed. Because everyone has incentive to use it to the max, but no one has incentive to maintain it.

Neal Stephenson (b. 1959) American novelist
Zodiac, ch. 8 (1988)

Bureaucracy is the epoxy that greases the wheels of progress.

James H. Boren (1925-2010) American bureaucrat, humorist, speaker
When in Doubt, Mumble: A Bureaucrat’s Handbook (1972)

Everyone should be respected as an individual, but no one idolized.

Albert Einstein (1879-1955) German-American physicist
“My Credo,” Wisdom (Jan 1956)

The gates of repentance are always open.

The Talmud (AD 200-500) Collection of Jewish rabbinical writings
Midrash
In Louis J. Newman, comp., The Talmudic Anthology, ch. 282 (1945)

A little in drink, but at all times yr faithful husband.

Richard Steele (1672-1729) Irish writer and politician
Letters to His Wife, 27 Sep 1708 (1707-1712)

He had not learned that the majority in a democracy has no more right to tyrannize over a minority than, under a different system, the latter would have to oppress the former; and that, if there is a moral principle at stake, the saying that the voice of the people is the voice of God may be quite as untrue, and do quite as much mischief, as the old theory of the divine right of kings.

Theodore Roosevelt (1858-1919) US President (1901-1909)
Thomas Hart Benton, ch. 6 (1886)
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Judge a man by his questions rather than by his answers.

Voltaire (1694-1778) French writer [pseud. of Francois-Marie Arouet]
(Attributed)

I must save this government if possible. What I cannot do, of course I will not do; but it may as well be understood, once for all, that I shall not surrender this game leaving any available card unplayed.

President Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865) US President (1861-65)
Letter to Reverdy Johnson (26 Jul 1862)

Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends.

Plutarch (AD 46-127) Greek historian, biographer, essayist [Mestrius Plutarchos]
(Attributed)
In Watson Adams, The Rule of Life: or a Collection of Select Moral Sentences (1834)

Writing is closer to thinking than to speaking.

Joseph Joubert (1754-1824) French moralist
Pensées (1838) [Notebooks, ed. Paul Auster (1983)]

The Creator, who designed the human brain for activity, had insured the restlessness of all minds by enabling no single one to envisage all the qualities of the creation. Since no one by himself could aspire to a serene knowledge of the whole truth, all men had been drawn into an active, exploratory and cooperative attitude.

Daniel J. Boorstin (1914-2004) American historian, professor, attorney, writer
The Lost World of Thomas Jefferson, ch. 3, part 2 “The Happy Variety of Minds” (1948)

Our new Constitution is now established, and has an appearance that promises permanency, but in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes.

Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790) American statesman, scientist, philosopher
Letter to Jean-Baptiste Leroy (13 Nov 1789)

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned.

Buddha (c.563-483 BC) Indian mystic, philosopher [b. Siddharta Gautama]
(Attributed)

Red meat and gin.

Julia Child (1912-2004) American chef and writer
(Attributed) (1996)
When asked at age 84 to what she credited her longevity.

‘Paradise Lost’ is one of the books which the reader admires and lays down, and forgets to take up again. None ever wished it longer than it is.

Samuel Johnson (1709-1784) English writer, lexicographer, critic
Lives of the English Poets, “Milton”(1781)
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Every country gets the circus it deserves. Spain gets bullfights. Italy gets the Catholic Church. America gets Hollywood.

Erica Jong (b. 1942) American writer, poet
“Take the Red–Eye….,” Epigraph, How To Save Your Own Life (1977)

‘Yes,’ I answered you last night;
‘No,’ this morning, sir, I say.
Colors seen by candle-light,
Will not look the same by day.

Elizabeth Barrett Browning (1806-1861) English poet
“The Lady’s ‘Yes’”, st. 1 (1844)

A man over ninety is a great comfort to all his elderly neighbors; he is a picket-guard at the extreme outpost; and the young folks of sixty and seventy feel that the enemy must get by him before he can come near their camp.

Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr. (1809-1894) American poet, essayist, scholar
The Guardian Angel (1867)

In all the ills which befall us, we look more at the intention than the effect. A tile which falls from the house may hurt more, but does not vex us so much as a stone thrown designedly by an ill-natured hand.

Jean-Jacques Rousseau (1712-1778) French philosopher and writer
Reveries of a Solitary Walker (1782)

Experience declares that man is the only animal which devours his own kind; for I can apply no milder term to the governments of Europe, and to the general prey of the rich on the poor.

Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826) US President (1801-09)
Letter to Col. Edward Carrington (16 Jan 1787)

Don’t worry about the future. Or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind, the kind that blindside you at 4 p.m. on some idle Tuesday.

Mary Schmich (b. 1953) American newspaper columnist
“Wear Sunscreen” Chicago Tribune (1 Jul 1997)

To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.

John Churton Collins (1848-1908) American literary academic
(Attributed)
In Logan Pearsall Smith, A Treasury of English Aphorisms (1928)

It has long seemed to me that it would be more honorable to our ancestors to praise them in words less, but in deeds, to imitate them more.

Horace Mann (1796-1859) American educator
Speech, Boston (4 Jul 1842)

Until justice is blind to color, until education is unaware of race, until opportunity is unconcerned with the color of men’s skins, emancipation will be a proclamation but not a fact. To the extent that the Proclamation of Emancipation is not fulfilled in fact, to that extent we shall have fallen short of assuring freedom to the free.

Lyndon Baines Johnson (1908-1973) US President (1963-69)
Speech, Memorial Day, Gettysburg, Pennsylvania (30 May 1963)
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Any strategy that involves crossing a valley — accepting short-term losses to reach a higher hill in the distance — will soon be brought to a halt by the demands of a system that celebrates short-term gains and tolerates stagnation, but condemns anything else as failure. In short, a world where big stuff can never get done.

Neal Stephenson (b. 1959) American novelist
“Innovation Starvation,” World Policy Journal (Fall 2011)

GRANTAIRE: Red …
MARIUS: I feel my soul on fire!
GRANTAIRE: Black …
MARIUS: My world if she’s not there!
CHORUS: Red …
MARIUS: The color of desire!
CHORUS: Black …
MARIUS: The color of despair!

Alain Boublil (b. 1941) French musical theatre lyricist and librettist
Les Misérables, “Read and Black” [music by Claude-Michel Schönberg] (1980) [tr. Herbert Kretzmer (1985)]

SHYLOCK: Hath not a Jew eyes? Hath not a Jew hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions? Fed with the same food, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same diseases, healed by the same means, warmed and cooled by the same winter and summer, as a Christian is? If you prick us, do we not bleed? if you tickle us, do we not laugh? if you poison us, do we not die? and if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?

William Shakespeare (1564-1616) English dramatist and poet
The Merchant of Venice, Act 3, sc. 1 (1596-98)

Use, do not abuse; neither abstinence nor excess ever renders man happy.

Voltaire (1694-1778) French writer [pseud. of Francois-Marie Arouet]
Sept discours en vers sur l’homme (1738)

Repentanse should be the effekt ov love — not fear.

[Repentance should be the effect of love -- not fear.]

Josh Billings (1818-1885) American humorist [pseud. of Henry Wheeler Shaw]
Josh Billing’s Encyclopedia, “Ink Lings” (1874)

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body.

Richard Steele (1672-1729) Irish writer and politician
The Tatler, #147 (1710)

There can be no effective control of corporations while their political activity remains. To put an end to it will be neither a short nor an easy task, but it can be done.

Theodore Roosevelt (1858-1919) US President (1901-1909)
“The New Nationalism,” speech, Osawatomie, Kansas (31 Aug 1910)
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Bromidic though it may sound, some questions don’t have answers, which is a terribly difficult lesson to learn.

Katharine Graham (1917-2001) American newspaper publisher
Interview in “Ms.” (1974)

When the morning’s freshness has been replaced by the weariness of midday, when the leg muscles quiver under the strain, the climb seems endless, and, suddenly, nothing will go quite as you wish — it is then that you must not hesitate.

Dag Hammarskjöld (1905-1961) Swedish diploamat, author, UN Secretary-General (1953-61)
Markings (1956) [tr. Sjöberg and Auden (1964)]

In the adversity of our best friends we often find something which does not displease us.

François VI, duc de La Rochefoucauld (1613-1680) French epigrammist, memoirist, noble
Réflexions ou sentences et maximes morales [Maxims] (1665-1678)

The aim of an argument or discussion should not be victory, but progress.

Joseph Joubert (1754-1824) French moralist
Pensées (1838) [Notebooks, ed. Paul Auster (1983)]

While the easiest way in metaphysics is to condemn all metaphysics as nonsense, the easiest way in morals is to elevate the common practice of the community into a moral absolute.

Daniel J. Boorstin (1914-2004) American historian, professor, attorney, writer
The Lost World of Thomas Jefferson, ch. 3 “The Physiology of Thought and Morals” (1948)

We must all hang together, or most assuredly, we shall all hang separately.

Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790) American statesman, scientist, philosopher
(Attributed)
Attributed remark at the signing of the Declaration of Independence (4 Jul 1776)

A man that does not know how to be angry does not know how to be good.

Henry Ward Beecher (1813-1887) American clergyman and orator
Proverbs from Plymouth Pulpit (1887)

What’s drinking?
A mere pause from thinking!

George Gordon, Lord Byron (1788-1824) English poet
The Deformed Transformed, III, i (1824)

Self-confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings.

Samuel Johnson (1709-1784) English writer, lexicographer, critic
Lives of the English Poets, “Pope” (1781)
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That was why most people led lives they hated, with people they hated. … How wonderful to have someone to blame! How wonderful to live with one’s nemesis! You may be miserable, but you feel forever in the right. You may be fragmented, but you feel absolved of all the blame for it. Take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame.

Erica Jong (b. 1942) American writer, poet
“Intuition, extuition … ,” How To Save Your Own Life (1977)

Experience informs us that the first defence of weak minds is to recriminate.

Samuel Taylor Coleridge (1772-1834) English poet and critic
Biographia Literaria (1817)

A life which goes excessively against natural impulse is [...] likely to involve effects of strain that may be quite as bad as indulgence in forbidden impulses would have been. People who live a life which is unnatural beyond a point are likely to be filled with envy, malice and uncharitableness.

Bertrand Russell (1872-1970) English mathematician and philosopher
“Authority and the Individual”

The best way I kno ov tew repent of enny thing is tew do better next time.

[The best way I know of to repent of anything is to do better next time.]

Josh Billings (1818-1885) American humorist [pseud. of Henry Wheeler Shaw]
Josh Billing’s Encyclopedia, “Hooks & Eyes” (1874)

Hang sorrow! care’ll kill a cat.

Ben Jonson (1572-1637) English playwright and poet
Every Man in His Humour, Act 1, sc. 3 (1598)

The true friend of property, the true conservative, is he who insists that property shall be the servant and not the master of the commonwealth; who insists that the creature of man’s making shall be the servant and not the master of the man who made it. The citizens of the United States must effectively control the mighty commercial forces which they have called into being.

Theodore Roosevelt (1858-1919) US President (1901-1909)
“The New Nationalism,” speech, Osawatomie, Kansas (31 Aug 1910)
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There is no trap so deadly as the trap you set for yourself.

Raymond Chandler (1888-1959) American novelist
The Long Goodbye, ch. 12 (1953)

O, men of Athens … either acquit me or not; but whichever you do, understand that I shall never alter my ways, not even if I have to die many times.

Socrates (c.470-399 BC) Greek philosopher
In Plato, Apology, 29 [tr. Jowett (1894)]

He knows not his own strength that hath not met adversity.

Ben Jonson (1572-1637) English playwright and poet
Timber: or, Discoveries (1641)

To be capable of respect is, in these days, almost as rare as to be worthy of it.

Joseph Joubert (1754-1824) French moralist
Pensées (1838) [Notebooks, ed. Paul Auster (1983)]

While the Jeffersonian did not flatly deny the Creator’s power to perform miracles, he admired His refusal to do so.

Daniel J. Boorstin (1914-2004) American historian, professor, attorney, writer
The Lost World of Thomas Jefferson, ch. 1, part 2 “The Economy of Nature” (1948)

When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing to himself.

Louis Nizer (1902-1994) British-American lawyer
My Life in Court, ch. 1 (1961)

If men would consider not so much wherein they differ, as wherein they agree, there would be far less of uncharitableness and angry feeling in the world.

Joseph Addison (1672-1719) English essayist, poet, statesman
(Attributed)
Disputed. First attributed to "Addison" in the early 20th Century (Journal of the American Osteopathic Association (Apr 1906) and Tryon Edwards, A Dictionary of Thoughts (1908), but this may have been another man of the same last name who was credited with publishing Interesting Anecdotes, Memoirs, Allegories, Essays, and Poetical Fragments (1794).

Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it’s compounding a felony.

Robert Benchley (1889-1945) American humorist
(Attributed)

Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous and dreadful.

Samuel Johnson (1709-1784) English writer, lexicographer, critic
The History of Rasselas, Prince of Abissinia, ch. 41 (1759)
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I have not ceased being fearful, but I have ceased to let fear control me. I have accepted fear as a part of life, specifically the fear of change, the fear of the unknown, and I have gone ahead despite the pounding in the heart that says: turn back, turn back, you’ll die if you venture too far.

Erica Jong (b. 1942) American writer, poet
The Writer on Her Work, ch. 13 (1980)

Don’t laugh at a youth for his affectations; he’s only trying on one face after another till he finds his own.

Logan Pearsall Smith (1865-1946) American-English essayist, editor, anthologist
All Trivia: Trivia, More Trivia, Afterthoughts, Last Words (1945)

Age does not bring wisdom. Often it merely changes simple stupidity into arrogant conceit.

Robert A. Heinlein (1909-1988) American writer
Time Enough For Love (1973)

Men hate more steadily than they love; and if I have said something to hurt a man once, I shall not get the better of this by saying many things to please him.

Samuel Johnson (1709-1784) English writer, lexicographer, critic
In James Boswell, Life of Samuel Johnson (1791)

The basis of our government being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter.

Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826) US President (1801-09)
Letter to Colonel Edward Carrington (16 Jan 1787)

Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth. Oh, never mind. You will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they’ve faded. But trust me, in 20 years, you’ll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can’t grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked. You are not as fat as you imagine.

Mary Schmich (b. 1953) American newspaper columnist
“Wear Sunscreen” Chicago Tribune (1 Jul 1997)

Few men are admired by their servants.

Michel de Montaigne (1533-1592) French essayist
Essays, Book 3, ch. 11 (1580-1588)